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12/24/2015 2:19:44 PM
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Help.... Girls are trying to take my virginity!!! What do I do???
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Start a diet consisting exclusively of McDonalds, KFC, Burger King & Krispy Kreme. Always super size and have 6 meals a day, do that for 8 months and I will guarantee you that your V plates will not get touched.
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5 RepliesCut your dick off.
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Kick her in the front butt and grab and twist her dirty pillows till she runs off!
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-blam!- her right in the pussy.
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8 Replies[url=http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rL6OfxI6--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/itxtnbttmn8dt4z0tfcx.gif]You are as straight as a circle[/url]
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2 RepliesI'll tell you what to do. [spoiler]them[/spoiler]
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8 RepliesB8-O-Meter ___ |__| |█| How many fish are you trying to catch? |█| |█| That's a lot of b8 |█| |█| Definitely b8 |█| |█| B8 |█| |█| Probably b8 |█| |█| might be b8 |█| |█| Unlikely b8 |█| |█| Probably not b8 |█| |█| Not b8 conclusion: Op is fgt
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4 RepliesDefend it with your master sword and lvl 50 warlock potions
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1 Reply[url=http://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/s--rL6OfxI6--/c_scale,f_auto,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800/itxtnbttmn8dt4z0tfcx.gif]gif of deej laughing at you[/url]
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2 Replies[quote]Well my friend, there is only one way to know if a girl likes you. Here is what you have to do. Put some toast in an envelope with her name on it and give said envelope to her. Then wait for up to two days. If she gives you an envelope back..., do not open it until you get home. Get home, open it and there should be nude pics of her inside. The next day talk to her alone after or before school. Then you have to say a secret code, is the peanut butter in the potato? If she answers, No it is in the apple sauce, then she likes you. If she kicks you in the balls and runs away, then it is safe to say she is not interested. Hope that helps[/quote]
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Beat them! With chairs!!
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Take theirs before they take yours
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Quit being a bitch asking for help from people who don't know you -Cartis
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Kill them,
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Ask your dad to take it first.
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Take theirs first, before they take yours.
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Let em
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The B8 is strong with this one.
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Read this as [quote]help grills are trying to jake my virginity [/quote]lol
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How old are you?
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Tell them that [spoiler]Han Solo died[/spoiler] Then they'll stop because they'll hate you for ever....
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This would've been avoided if your dad would've pulled out.
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1 ReplyMaybe try making it out of middle school before you even think about it you -blam!-ing noob.
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[i]no, no they are not[/i]
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Are you taken? Is that why you're worried?
