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11/4/2020 4:12:14 AM
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Why I'm Right
I am the Destiny veterinarian. I played the video game the Destiny before game came out. All of you who played my favorite game, the Destiny, after I did are wrong if you disagree with my correct opinions
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You clan fits this post so well.
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1 ReplyWhy are forum posts titled like YouTube click bait videos?
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3 RepliesWell, first of all. A *Veterinarian* is an animal doctor. Which is not a playable character in Destiny. So you're at least wrong about that much. There are no "Destiny veterinarians".
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Oh I'm so sorry sir didn't know such a superior human being walked among us may I offer you all of my silver?
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1 ReplySo like, does that mean you diagnosed all the cabal warhounds we've brutalized over the years. Or Hawthorne's hawk? What does the Destiny Veterinarian do? Because there really aren't that many animals depicted in this game. Do you have a clinic you are opening in the tower? Right next to that new floral shop I saw opening next month? I mean, I was thinking about adding dog health insurance to my medical benefits during open enrollment. What kinds of insurance do you take? Cause if it's not covered, it may not be worth it. If it is, then, buddy, we may just have a deal.
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10 RepliesHow.....do so many people think this isn’t satire?
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This statement is 100% factual and correct... 10/10
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18 RepliesEdited by a Chicken Nugget (Adept): 11/4/2020 8:21:03 PMLol. It says you’ve been on Bungie for 5 years. Destiny has been out for almost 7 years. Also, with my grammar being better than yours, combined with my math, that proves that I am right and you are wrong. Get wrecked
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I am Destiny guy. You Are wrong.
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1 ReplyI played the first Destiny alpha, it was called Halo reach Noble 6 was the first guardian
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3 RepliesSo whether we wanted it or not we've stepped into a War with the cabal on mars?
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Proof that some people should stay in school a while longer.
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1 ReplyI started with Pong.
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Satire, but did not hit my funny bone. I need spice my dude. This flavor is like skinless white meat chicken that's only seasoned with salt and pepper. 😭
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My father played with Destrinesty and here I am.
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Is the answer 7?
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I couldn’t operate on animals, but glad your there for our pets!
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1 ReplyEdited by Ghost Rider: 11/5/2020 8:59:47 AM[b][i]LOL[/i][/b] Edit: I’m astounded at the number of people who failed to pick up on the joke. [spoiler]Sorry, all out of salt.[/spoiler]
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What? English?
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So because I started playing d1 a few months before rise of iron dropped does that mean I get veteran status too or am I a year short?
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5 years nope 6 or later yeah.
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1 ReplyI have 100 years of loot game experience and if you don’t agree with me and make Destiny a carbon copy of every loot game ever I'll vomit and shit myself. Sunset my gear, sunset my business.
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weeeelll ......velcro shoes here soooo im faster.
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Pssh please. I am a Destiny 1 pre-Aplha Valedictorian. I played and tested it when it was just 7 lines of code. Tell me about why you think you are right..
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Oh yeah? I’ve been here longer I’m the reason you can’t “touch that mountain over there”
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Bump for chuckle
