Ever get a box of animal crackers and read "Do not eat if seal is broken", only to open the box and sure enough find....
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1 ReplyMethinks you’re a bit too old for animal crackers. My recent one would be opening a can of lime flavored seltzer water, sipping it, then discovering it’s actually cucumber melon flavored 🤢
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1 ReplyWhen a game company you like supports oppression.
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1 ReplyIt’s like raeeaaaain on your wedding day
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I forgot my water jug at work today and was very upset when I got home and realized it. Luckily my water will still be cold when I get there in the morning.
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drove to the dentist. couldn't find parking. parked on the street. i could see my house from here.
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Edited by asasasasasadfdfd: 10/9/2019 9:54:49 PMWell the other i was reading a post about animal crackers, op said he read "do not eat if seal is broken" He said opened the box and found something but he never told us what he found Were the crackers replaced with cardboard Did a snake jump out Was there a used condom inside We'll never know :(
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Edited by Strawberry Pop-Tart: 10/9/2019 5:00:33 PMWhen hope you get off work at 5 only to get home at 8:34
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