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10/9/2019 1:44:33 PM
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Life's little disappointments
Ever get a box of animal crackers and read "Do not eat if seal is broken", only to open the box and sure enough find....
Yeah
What are yours?
[spoiler]besides this thread[/spoiler]
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5 RepliesHI DOWN VOTER!!!!! GLAD TO SEE YOU'RE STILL STALKING ME AND ALLOWING ME TO IRRITATE YOU FOR REASONS UNKNOWN!!!!!!!
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1 ReplyMethinks you’re a bit too old for animal crackers. My recent one would be opening a can of lime flavored seltzer water, sipping it, then discovering it’s actually cucumber melon flavored 🤢
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3 RepliesFinding out the condom brand you use is under recall..... A little too late😳
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7 RepliesWhen you get hyped up to ask a girl out then her boyfriend shows up.
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5 RepliesWhen you are really hungry and go out to eat at your favorite place and get one of your favorite meals and they dont mess it up, no they do something way worse. [spoiler]serve it ice cold when it isnt supposed to be cold[/spoiler] that or alot of people already knew my fish fact
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When you find a video on YouTube that looks interesting, then you click on it to find you have already seen it and remember everything and then back to being bored.
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2 RepliesPeople are trying to impeach me.
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7 RepliesFinding no milk in the fridge after you have already poured your cereal... [spoiler]Fades Away[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesEdited by reventfaleen: 10/9/2019 4:00:09 PMWhen you get drunk at a bar, pick up a hot chick, go back to your place and when you wake up in the morning you see her through the bathroom door standing while peeing.....
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1 ReplyWhen a game company you like supports oppression.
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Someone leaving 1 square of toilet paper on a roll... [spoiler]curses[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyIt’s like raeeaaaain on your wedding day
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I forgot my water jug at work today and was very upset when I got home and realized it. Luckily my water will still be cold when I get there in the morning.
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2 RepliesHiding behind a tapestry at Mar-a-lago and waiting to grab a chick by the p*ssy only to find out that it's a dude and he still has a p*ssy.
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[quote]Life’s little disappointment[/quote] Just so happens to be my baby name
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2 RepliesPayday only to check your account after paying bills or buying groceries to find you have 36 cents left.
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drove to the dentist. couldn't find parking. parked on the street. i could see my house from here.
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Pulling on to my fave local mountain road, only to quickly catch up to a logging truck... But wait, there's more... [spoiler]Logging truck pulls off in a bit...only to reveal a state trooper ahead. 😖 [/spoiler]
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Edited by asasasasasadfdfd: 10/9/2019 9:54:49 PMWell the other i was reading a post about animal crackers, op said he read "do not eat if seal is broken" He said opened the box and found something but he never told us what he found Were the crackers replaced with cardboard Did a snake jump out Was there a used condom inside We'll never know :(
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This post.... I hate it. [spoiler]More plz.[/spoiler]
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Wanting a quesadilla, and the cheese has changed colors, from orange to blue...
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The apocalypse
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When I end up getting ready to go to the gym, then end up missing the bus and have to wait 30 minutes for the next one. Then once I get on the next bus and take a 15 minute bus trip to the local gym, I find that the local gym is closed for 2 days due to maintenance. So then I had to wait another 37 minutes for the next bus to get here to take me home.......I love it!
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Edited by Strawberry Pop-Tart: 10/9/2019 5:00:33 PMWhen hope you get off work at 5 only to get home at 8:34
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... When I wake up and am not dead... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
