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Edited by Speaker:
7/8/2019 4:34:38 PM
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Dear Dad
I hate you.
You never let me do anything fun.
And mom is way cooler.
Also, you're not my real dad
You just kinda waltzed into our life and changed everything
Thought you could just plop right into the chair and start your cruise.
Well I see through the lies.
I know you're just doing it for the money, Xombie.
Stay away from my mother!
Love
Speaker.
PS- I used your Car, there's no gas in it
PPS- We need groceries, we're out of toilet paper, I used the last roll
PPPS- What's brown and sounds like a bell?
[spoiler]Dungggggggg![/spoiler]
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56 Replies"Whether I wanted it or not, I've stepped into a parenting position with the Children of Offtopic. So let's get to carrying out those chores, one by one. Corning Ware. From what I can gather these dirty dishes hold the Siege Dancers on an Imperial Kitchen Sink outside of The Laundry Room. They are very dirty, but with the right team, we can punch through that grime, take this beast out, and break grimes grip on our dishes." - Commander Xombie
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1 ReplyThey had us in the first half, not gonna lie
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8 RepliesI can’t tell if this is serious or joking
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“You can call him Father, you can call him xombie, you can call him xronad. You can call him a dirty son-of-a--blam!-, but if you EVER call him Daddy again, he’ll finish this fight.”
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Watt a....mum?
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3 RepliesSounds like you have daddy issues! [spoiler]Daddy! You abandoned me! Daddy! You sold drugs to me! Punches. Are. Not. Hugs. To. Me. You are my enemy! My enemy! My enemy! (No. I’m The only one who sings.) My enemy![/spoiler]
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24 RepliesWhale then
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2 RepliesI like this post.
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Bravo
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2 Replies(And) https://thumbs.gfycat.com/AliveIndolentKudu-size_restricted.gif
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3 RepliesWho’s mom? [i]the Conflagration will consume you [/i]
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3 Replieshe never gets mad at me...this is so unfair! i want to be told i can't do fun stuff too.
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2 Repliesshut up, Meg.
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5 RepliesDEER DADDY AL?????
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4 RepliesSo brave!
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10 Replies[spoiler]*👏👏clap clap clap clap clap clap👏👏*[/spoiler]
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4 RepliesSounds like someone has a case of the mundays...
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16 RepliesOk cool
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5 RepliesHoly -blam!- I was worried that this was like a suicide note or something
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1 ReplyEdited by D, Hunter of the Dead: 7/8/2019 5:28:15 PMYou should write slam poetry
