"Stop camping in the corner -blam!-"
"New phone who dis"
"What do you mean phone this is Xbox"
"Hello Xbox"
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Edited by LEGI0N of 0ne: 8/5/2017 1:24:11 AMPretend they're saying something else. Dude: ur terrible at halo man I bet u suck mad dick Me: Yeah that fumble totally handed it over to the Redskins
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Why was this moved to offtopic ?
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1 ReplyWTF spawn? Twice in one week! [spoiler]pls no perm-ban[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesPlay dumb and take everything too literally or too out of the box.
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4 RepliesEdited by CURD 0F PR3Y: 8/5/2017 2:16:08 PMIf it's a question I usually ask the if they have tried Xbox.com
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1 Reply• ㅤㅤㅤㅤ • Condescending sarcasm • Random excerpts from The Lone Samurai
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1 ReplyEdited by Mongoose: 8/5/2017 4:12:57 PMI give them helpful tips to improve their gameplay!
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1 ReplyEdited by Sweeper bot - 19: 8/5/2017 8:49:32 AMI give them a quote from confucius. Really confuses and either angers/amuses them. Both outcomes amuse me though. [spoiler]Or say you love them. [/spoiler]
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I am usually very nice. I like to express my love for them. Why this pisses people off, I have no idea, but hey, just because I can do what you can't or I have learned how to use a gun you can't, that does not count as cheating. Also, if you can't beat a camper, you are just special & maybe if you used your mic to communicate, you would have heard it when your teeammate died the first time to the camper & not walked into their line of fire.......sorry, I have some military friends I play with occasionally & that is their biggest bitch, use your -blam!-ing comms, then you might stand a chance against them & not need to hatemail them, lol.
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1 ReplyI play dumb, act friendly and naive, pretend I dont understand that it's hate mail. Try to get them really frustrated by asking them to clarify.
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If I even reply, I usually only reply one letter at a time so they get like 50 messages for a single sentence
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5 RepliesI don't respond. Those people aren't worth my time.
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2 RepliesEdited by Aldrich: 8/5/2017 1:15:25 PM*camps harder* OR! If it's on steam, start inviting them to shitty groups.
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Madcuzbad?
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I usually write "lol" that makes them even more mad
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1 Reply"[b][i]The salt is real.[/i][/b]"
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2 Repliesnoods?
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I don't.
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I just kick their -blam!-in ass with insults right back, got comm banned pretty recently as a matter of fact lol
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I say "thank you" to everything. Even if grammatically it makes no sense.
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1 ReplyI usually just send them friend request.
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"Arbitrary insult" "Cool"
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2 RepliesEdited by U12070628: 8/5/2017 5:08:55 AMWHY WAS MY POST MOVED TO OFFTOPIC >_<. FFS
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I say thanks