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Edited by Spawn:
8/4/2017 9:06:39 PM
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When you get hatemail, how do you respond?
"Stop camping in the corner -blam!-"
"New phone who dis"
"What do you mean phone this is Xbox"
"Hello Xbox"
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1 ReplyXbox has certain emojis and shit now, so I just send little whales.
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I respond with literal sarcasm (or sarcastically literal) responses. It ticks them off and makes it seem like I'm either too dumb to be insulted or perfectly calm ^_^
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I usually reply in French. But with random words. Most common used is "pomme de terre" which mean potato. Interesting hate mail a friend got: [spoiler]dude: *curse words* trash camper Friend: pomme de terre Dude: speak American you dumb -blam!- Friend: j'emballe l'épicerie pour toi ( i bag groceries for you ) Dude: wtf [/spoiler]
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Only game I get hate mail in is siege.
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I usually make a sob story so they feel bad
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I usually get hate in games, so I say "gitgud" continuously just to piss them off further.
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1 ReplyI don't get hate mail :D [spoiler]I think it's cos I'm a girl and boys crave attention from people like me and never want to upset us[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI'll send a party invite and be chill/non confrontational. Makes things very awkward. Or a simple "lol" after reporting em
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1 ReplyEdited by BuckTeefKeef: 8/8/2017 11:57:52 PMShort passive answers piss them off the most I find. Tricks them into swearing, then tell them you're reporting it. I never actually do report it but I know it scares them.
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On psn i send them the eyepet sticker that looks like its humping the ground with a smile on its face I troll them I send them a voice msg telling them to suq my diq in my mickey mouse or elmo voice (depending on how rude they're being) Report em to sony if they start sum kill yourself talk Spam them msgs till they stfu 😂 if you got the nerve to send me a rude ass msg u bet ur ass ima have the last word in this bitch But most of the time i send them the sticker and they dnt reply afterwards. If they do, then i play around with their temper. #ainttheonetofuqwith #trollmaster :) [spoiler]PEEK A BOO MF![/spoiler]
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3 RepliesI respond the following- AT LEAST I DON'T SPEND MY TIME SUCKING DICKS IN THE BATHROOM AT OLIVE GARDEN. YOU DIRTY LOWDOWN SLIMY FILTHY DISGUSTING GLUTTONOUS HOGLIKE MOTHER -blam!-ING COCK SUCKING SON OF AN INCESTUOUS PEDOPHILE SHEMALE RAPIST PROSTITUTE. GET YOUR MOM'S DICK OUT OF YOUR MOUTH. DO YOU KNOW WHAT I'M GONNA DO? I'M GONNA SHIT SO FAR UP YOUR ASS. STOP FOR A MOMENT AND REALLY GRASP THAT STATEMENT. I AM LITERALLY GOING TO SHIT UP YOUR ASS. I WILL TAKE MY PANTS OFF, RIP YOUR PANTS OFF, OUR SPHINCTERS WILL TOUCH, AND I WILL SHIT. YOU WILL TRY TO COUNTERSHIT. BUT MY SPHINCTER WILL OVERCOME. AND I WILL PUSH A LOG OF SHIT FROM MY ASS UP INTO YOUR BODY. THIS IS WHAT SHALL OCCUR WHEN I FIND YOUR KEYBOARD -blam!-ING FACE. YOU KNOW WHAT ELSE? I WILL PISS INTO A POT. I WILL ADD CORNSTARCH TO THE PISS AND BOIL IT UNTIL IT GETS REALLY THICK, LIKE SAUCE. I WILL POUR THE THICKENED PISS INTO A PLASTIC CONTAINER AND PUT IT IN THE FRIDGE UNTIL IT HARDENS INTO A FIRM JELLO. THEN I WILL THEN CUT IT INTO RECTANGLES. BATTER IT IN A MIX OF MILK, FLOUR, AND EGGS. AND DEEP FRY IT AT 375 UNTIL GOLDEN BROWN, FLIPPING ONCE SINCE THEY FLOAT. AND I WILL SERVE YOU MY DEEP FRIED PISS. THAT'S WHAT YOU GET FOR BEING SUCH A -blam!-. COCKMUFFIN
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1 ReplyEither with "yes" or a pretty neutral quip. Kill 'em with confusion.
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Depends. If I care, I -blam!- them with smarter words and intelligent argument. If I don't, which is most of the time, I shitpost. I have a lot of people in my messages who probably think I'm special or something.
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1 ReplyI'm the one sending it.
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Stare at it, chuckle and then say "okay?" while having a smile.
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Feed the fire, get as much as possible. Him: "Get new internet fggot" Me: "McDonalds has slow internet sorry" Him: "Go back to Candy Crush" Me: "Are you mad because you're insecure, or are you just bad?" ..... three days later .... Him: "your a piece of sh*t" Me: "F*ck off, your blocking my radar" Him: "11111111111111111" Me: "Were you born on a highway? That's where most accidents happen" Him: "F*ck off!" Me: "If I wanted my own comeback I'd wipe it off your mothers chin" (silence from then on)
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I ask why
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Hello xbox im dad
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Lol u madd broo
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I laugh and respond wittily
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4 RepliesLike so.
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I'll generally make fun of the footage they show on their accounts. If they have none, I'll generally make fun of something else.
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"Imagine getting upset over a person who outplayed lol"
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1 ReplyOnce a guy messaged me and reported me for cheating and said I was gonna get banned, and I responded "lol, implying bungie actually takes action against anything" [spoiler]i think the "cheating" was just lag or something idk[/spoiler]
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I try to shut someone down by outsmarting them. Unfortunately, this doesn't work.
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I usually respond by saying I didn't hack, then they usually start the usual "I'll kill and -blam!- your family" bs, then I'll ask them their age and they'll shut up.
