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Edited by Ookun Danny: 12/18/2016 7:07:18 AM
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Post Retarded Laws in Your State

I'll start. It's a $7000 dollar fine in Motana if someone from, lets say, Gamestop, sells someone under 17 a M rated game. Now I know thats not too bad, considering. What laws do you have like that or worse in your state? Edit: Holy crap! So many retarded laws! I have no idea... And I think I've lost faith in humanity....
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