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Edited by Face Gravy:
9/22/2016 9:16:04 PM
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Embarrassing things you've done in front of your crush/girlfriend
>be me
>Kek af
>getting lunch
>gets lunch
>walks outside to eat
>sees crush
>damnustr8bbygirl.png
>say hi
>she says hi back
>practically a pussy annihilator at this point
>didn't pay attention to walking
>trip in front of her
>fall on ground with food still in hand
>pizza sauce on shirt
>everyone laughs, including her
>whyme.gif
>fml
>introverted loser now
>rip
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Edited by ishallsmitethee: 9/30/2016 8:47:33 PMThis isn't embarrassing but once someone tried to punch me in front of my crush and I just held my hand up to block the blow and calmly stared at the guy,then said"I will not be pushed around buy a guy like you"then I kicked him and walked away slowly.everyone who saw just stared at me open-mouthed.
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6 RepliesEdited by Peaches Pan Tao: 9/22/2016 8:03:22 PMMy crush has sat on my coffee table just staring at me for hours (I'm naked), while I play video games. When ever I have that irresistible urge, I just reach out, grasp my crush, and take a [i]sip[/i].
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5 RepliesShe dropped multiple hints and I couldn't pick up on them until a month or so later when she got into a relationship with someone else
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4 Replies[i]Error 404: Girl not found [/i]
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7 RepliesSo my crush and I were talking and this kid came up asking why we aren't dating. She responded with, "But he's like a brother to me!" >Dies inside >Says she's like a sister to me >Walks away >Goes to corner and cries >We're just friends now >Rip :(
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4 RepliesEdited by Esko: 9/22/2016 8:20:25 PMPretty much everything. I never understood her. Shes way out of my league and she was always trying to talk to me, and i thought she was fukin with me, so i never knew how to act. Whenever i see her at parties its always awkward.
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[spoiler]I once shot a full load straight up my gfs left nostril after pulling out. To this day she still occasionally brings up the "booger children."[/spoiler]
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9 RepliesI already posted this but... >be me >freshman >shredded >basically a beta in an alpha's body >doing homework at lunch so I don't have to do it later >actual 10/10 sophomore comes up behind me and takes my pencil <"if you want your pencil your gonna have to grab it!" >my friends start laughing, her's start giggling >puts pencil in the backpocket of her short shorts >pushes her ass towards me >stare blankly >silently take other pencil out of my bag and continue working >she leaves, embarrassed and sad >I messed it up
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2 RepliesI was walking home with me brother, and she was walking the other way (towards me) and said hi to me. I said hi very awkwardly back to her. I died inside a little
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She walked in on me.... [spoiler]smoking crack[/spoiler] [spoiler]surprised you with that one[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyThis one time she ran through my browser history and caught me on bungie.net [spoiler]Still havent been able to live that down.[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesI don't recall doing anything embarrassing in front of my orange soda [spoiler]get it? Because crush is a brand of... I'll leave[/spoiler]
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3 RepliesBe me at church camp Crush on youth group Crush takes friends phone right when I'm texting I have crush on her Next day lunch with church camp We do a stand up thing Two people stand up and hold hands with someone around mess hall Youth minister calls name Says holding hands with crush. Crush knows I have crush on her I hold hands with her and walk around mess hall Church camp ruined life over until I stopped having crush on her Literally worst day of life
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>be me >sees crush >"hey" >she doesn't hear at first, it's a loud room >I'm embarrassed that she didn't hear me >"-blam!-" >she hears something >"huh?" >"oh, hey!" >she didn't hear me swear >crisis adverted.gif
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2 Replies>be me >be 18 >have gf >short and round, but I love her >initiate sexytime.exe >going at it >suddenly thick red liquid and chunks >rush gf to hospital >she's getting more pale by the second >more and more red fluid on the floor >get to hospital >gf is motionless >run over to doctor, gf in arms >"please you have to do something! >>"I'm sorry, sir, there's nothing we can do" >"why not? She's dying you have to help!" >>"we don't operate on empty jars of spaghetti sauce..." >mfw
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Trick question, the flood don't have girlfriends or crushes because you would have to leave you're house to get one
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Waving at them, slamming my foot into the curb, tripping, and getting a bloody nose and a few scratches and cuts.
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2 Replies>be me >Capture the flag (IRL, we get 20-40 people at a time) >kid starts throwing bottle caps at friend >refuses to stop when we ask >guy who runs the game tells him to stop >"no, you can't make me." >MFW >gets banned from playing >stays on field, pelts me with them whenever I rush the flag >getting pissed at him >"quit it. It wasn't funny the first time and it defiantly isn't funny now." >he flashes a smirk >he's 3 inches shorter than I am, scrawny bastard. >trying not to hit him ---round ends, we lost because I couldn't focus--- >break between games >asshole still throwing bottle caps >tell him to knock it off >"oh yeah? Watchu gonna do?" >point out that I am taller than him and outweigh him by 15-20 pounds (kid can't be older than 12, is a stick) >game leader comes over, tells him to knock it off >I go to get more water > I get back, asshole kid is surrounded by a circle of onlookers >he is pelting all of them with bottle caps >I go into the circle and slap them out of his hand >he punches me >it tickles a bit. >I push him backwards a bit (not hard, but I forgot how -blam!-ing scrawny he is) >he stumbles back and trips over a table >hits his head >his parents come over >they yell at me while I frantically try to explain >MFW spoiled brat pretends he didn't do anything >crush shocked
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2 RepliesI remembered something... >be me >in lunch break >not inflated correctly ball flies towards my face >oh_no.jpg >reflexes protect me >since the ball is not inflated correctly it changes direction >it hits my crotch >falls to the ground >crush is beside me laughing uncontrollably
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Sipped the life out of a drink. Not the classiest thing a girl can do. D:
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At a school dance last year, a girl I kind of like asked me to dance. I do, but after like 20 seconds I tense up from self-consciousness, because I can't dance. So I just awkwardly went back to my friends [spoiler]she didn't seem hurt, but I still can't live it down ;-;[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWe were having a snow ball fight last winter, it was right in front of my house. It was night time, and we paused for a while and I wanted to start a meaningful conversation. I notice my neighbors house, and remembered his wife just died, I thought it would be something sad but meaningful to bring up. I say it kind of loud that the guy who lives there wife's just died, I see her look at me in a weird way, her eyes were open wide. I look closer at the porch of the house and notice the neighbor was standing on the porch, concealed by the shadows. I could tell he heard me because he was looking right at me, I just said "sorry" and I turned around and me and my gf walked back into my house. That was a year ago and I still cringe to this day
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Wrong hole
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4 RepliesI was making love to my girlfriend once. I was trying to hold back a fart because this was a spur of the moment kind of thing. Then we got to point of no return, at full throttle, the point where you can't stop. And then my ass blasted. This wasn't a silent fart that I could hide, this was a full on butt trumpet. I said, " if you want to stop now, I understand." She laughed and said, "don't stop now! We still have to finish!" She is my wife now.
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Everything I've ever done
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Sneezed You don't want to hear me sneeze...
