A man is driving down the road and breaks down near a monastery. He goes to the monastery, knocks on the door, and says, My car broke down. Do you think I could stay the night? the monks graciously accept him, feed him dinner, even fix his car🔧. As the man tries to fall asleep, he hears a strange sound💬. The next morning, he asks the monks what the sound was, but they say, We can't tell you. You're not a monk. The man is disappointed but thanks them anyway and goes about his merry way. Some years later, The same man breaks down in front of the same monastery. The monks again accept him, feed him, even fix his car🔧. That night, he hears the same strange noise 💬that he had heard years earlier. The next morning🌞, he asks what it is, but the monks reply, We can't tell you😶. You're not a monk. The man says, All right, all right. I'm dying to know. If the only way I can find out what that sound was is to become a monk, how do I become a monk? The monks reply, You must travel the earth 🌍and tell us how many blades of grass there are and the exact number of sand pebbles When you find these numbers, you will become a monk. The man sets about his task. Some 4⃣5⃣ years later, he returns and knocks on the door of the monastery. He says, I have traveled the earth🌍 and have found what you have asked for. There are 145,236,284,232 blades of grass and 231,281,219,999,129,382 sand pebbles on the earth🌏. The monks reply, Congratulations. You are now a monk😇. We shall now show you the way to the sound. The monks lead the man to a wooden door🚪 where the head monk says, The sound is right behind that door. The man reaches for the knob, but the door is locked. He says, Real funny. May I have the key? The monks give him the key, and he opens the door. Behind the wooden door is another door made of stone🚪. The man demands the key to the stone door. The monks give him the key, and he opens it, only to find a door 🚪made of ruby. He demands another key from the monks, who provide it. Behind that door is another door🚪, this one made of sapphire, So it went until the man had gone through doors of emerald, silver, topaz, and amethyst. Finally, the monks say, This is the last key to the last door. The man is relieved to know end. He unlocks the door, turns the knob, and behind that door he is amazed to find the source of that strange sound . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . 😐😶But he can't tell you what it is because you're not a monk

That moment when a whole team rushes you and someone pops a bubble turning the situation into a fist fight XD I've literally been punched out of a bubble just to run back in swinging lmao Pure gold I tells ya pure gold

its an epic showdown unless the other titan has the 4th horseman equipped then its over in two seconds

C'mon Titans... just admit it... we've ALL done that at least once. I'm pretty sure that diving into a group of guardians hollering "Falcon Punch!" or "Hulk Smash!" just to go "OOOPS!" and pop a bubble is a requirement for the Titan's initiation (it should be a Quest step). ;) Things we've also done: •Killed ourselves with a Lightning grenade that we so deftly stuck aiming right back at us. •Shoulder Charged off of the map to be killed by the architects. •FoH absolutely nothing... even better when you forget HoIL is equipped and you end up off of the map... again ;) •Supressed yourself with a grenade AT THE WORST POSSIBLE MOMENT. There are others to be sure... there was quite a list on the old "Confessions of a Level 29 Titan" thread back in the Vanilla days ;)

Defender Titans fighting in bubbles are almost like Jedi battles lol, the war is just happening in the background while the big guys face off.

I have also done the polar opposite of this, "guys I'm putting a bubble on B" hits super, hulk smashes the floor when absolutely no one is around me, "oh FFS".

Lost my respect when you said you tea bagged people. Good story though.

Ha ha you tbag. OR, since no body is on the ground, you blow the player you just killed and lick their blue ball that is floating. GOOD JOB!!!

I'm pretty sure I've done more damage to myself with lightning grenades than I have to enemies

TWILIGHT GARRISON!!! HAS RNG BLESSED YOU W TG!? CUZ IF IT HAS THEN CONGRATULATIONS CUZ YOU NOW OWN JESUS' LIFE JACKET!!!!! SURE ITS UGLY AND NONE OF YOUR SHADERS WILL MATCH. THEY MIGHT ASK YOU HOW WEIGHT WATCHERS IS GOING OR IF WEVE GOTTEN OUR THYROIDS CHECKED. YOU MIGHT END UP HUMPING RANDOM AREAS OF THE MAP TRYING TO ACTIVATE IT. BUT REST YOUR BREASTS, ADJUST YOUR BUST, DONT HAVE A RACK ATTACK, BECAUSE YOURE NOW A GAY MYTHICAL CREATURE W THE POWER OF FLIGHT!!!!! OFFENSE. DEFENSE. DOESNT MATTER CUZ YOURE HALFWAY ACROSS THE UNIVERSE ALREADY! HUNTER CHASING YOU W HIS FACTORY REJECT DILDOS? BYE!!! WARLOCK JACKED OFF KASPERS PURPLE COUSIN AND GOING TO PLAY HIS SPUNK TRUMPET FOR YOU!? NOPE! GOOD LUCK TRYING TO HIT US W THOSE PROBABLY NOT 4 GOLDEN GUN SHOTS CUZ WEVE UNSANK THE TITANIC AND TAUGHT IT HOW TO FLY!! WARLOCK DRANK LIGHT SABER FUEL AND CAME BACK TO LIFE!? NO NEED TO REPEAT YOURSELF CUZ WE IGNORED YOU THE FIRST TIME JUST FINE. BLINK SHOT GUN!? GOOD LUCK TRYING TO CATCH MICHAEL J FOX WITH A JET PACK!!! HUNTER W BONES? PFFFFT LESBIAN FRANKENSTEIN CALLED AND SHE WANTS HER SHOES BACK!! OH WHATS THAT? YOU CANT HEAR US? CUZ WE SKATED AWAY ALREADY!!! FELLOW TITAN BRO W SHOULDER CHARGE!? TAE KWON DONT CUZ WE KNOW AIR KARATE. DEFENDER TITAN W BUBBLE!? FLY BY HIS TOWER WHILE YOUR FRIENDS RAID THAT DISCO BALL. SUNBREAKER TITAN!? moment of silence....AAAAAND REAL TIME LEFT SWIPE CUZ YOU DEF CANT HIT ANYTHING W THOSE RUBBER MALLETS. STORM CALLER!? NO WORRIES WHILE WE MAKE LIKE A WOMAN DRIVER AND GET LOST! KATNISS TRYING TO SHADE STEP ON YOU? TAKE IT TO THE AIR IN WHATEVER SUBCLASS YOU PLEASE SO THEY CAN TASTE YOUR GAINBROW STRAP ON YOUR TG SO YOU CAN BLOW THE ROOF OFF THE UNIVERSE..AND THEN FLY THREW IT!! Possible side effects include but aren't limited to:[i]motion sickness, spontaneous impregnation, havingzerochill, sexually transmitted crazy mouth, tasting the color magenta[/i]

I bet it was like a goalie fight in hockey... all other players stop (beating eachother up) and watch them battle it out