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Edited by Ray Ray: 7/24/2015 10:59:53 PM
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The Valmredian Republic

[b]As you approach the border of Valmredia, your radio crackles. It appears to be a broadcast on all frequencies[/b] "Attention. The Valmredia Re*static*blic will no longer be accepting *static*igrants or tourists due to recent events. KPM attacks have *static* destabilized enough regions for *static* declare martial law. All citizens must *static* home by sunset until further notice. Violators will be killed. *static*"

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  • *All defenses in Gargadon have been outfitted with Singularity Technology* "Heh, let's see them get through us this time."

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  • FOR VALMRIA! Nah, sounds too lame to be a battle cry

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  • *walks up seemingly unarmed yet with hsi body covered of Prstetics and Augmentations* I needed a good vacation *notices a crack in the ground* yup i was here *walks around looking for where to stay*

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  • *a Venus warship lands* *who appears to be the capitan and a single cloaked guard walk out* (Capitan) We do wish to speak to someone in charge.

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    • *cooks [u]ALL[/u] the shit*

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      • *works tirelessly on computer day in day out* I'm almost done...

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      • *Is hiding*

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        • Attention VR personnel. Orders from above state explicitly to not leave your compound for ANY reason until after containment crews can clean the gas up. Furthermore, we will keep out of the other threads' war on Zeus, save for if they are our mutual allies.

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        • [b]a million ground units close in on the city with AA and aritillary to support them [/b] [b]Odin MK5 mechs land on the outskirts and lay down suppressive fire [/b]

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          • *opens up gun shop* Ladies and gentlemen welcome to the grand opening of my Valmredian Republic expansion of 'Cybers Guns'! Take a look and see what you like! The Explosion [spoiler]Send your enemies to hell with grenades that explode into even more grenades! This fully auto assault rifle shoots tracking grenades that explode into more grenades! Price: 1750$[/spoiler] The Plague [spoiler]Ever wanted to kill an enemy with a disease and not your bullet? Well now you can! With The Plague hand cannon and multiple disease encased bullets, your enemies will be feeling it! Price: 1800$[/spoiler] Zero-G [spoiler]Let your enemies feel the effects of zero-g before you slam them back into the ground with bone shattering force! This cannon defies physics and an AOE and then slams anything back down with a smash! Price: 1600$[/spoiler] Splash Zone [spoiler]Not only do you get the explosion of a rocket launcher, but a little acid wave for any bad guys left around, it's a two for one! Price: 1850$[/spoiler] The Zapper [spoiler]This handgun is a shocker! If your bullet isn't immediately fatal, the bullet delivers a 2000 volt shock to the brain! Price: 2000$[/spoiler] Whoops! [spoiler]Have you ever seen a gun that can teleport body parts off of living bodies or parts off of cars? Probably not! Simply hit the switch after your billet makes contact and then you've got a Whoops! Price: 1975$[/spoiler] Incinerator [spoiler]This is a special pistol with a bang for its buck! Just shoot, give it some time, and then in an fireball of heat and destruction, what you shot is gone! Price: 2100$[/spoiler] The Splitter [spoiler]With this high powered rifle the bullets split apart when they get near their targets, showering all nearby enemies in a spray of lead! Price: 2125$[/spoiler] Gadgets and Shields Nano-Shield [spoiler]These personal invisible shields are tough! With a nano-shield you're nearly invincible to all conventional firearms! Bullets, grenades, and even some ballistic missiles! Price: 1000$[/spoiler] The Spiker [spoiler]This grenade is a little different! When this grenade explodes it showers the room in a hail of searing hot spikes! Your enemies will be pinned! Price: 100$ (A grenade) 600$ (An eight pack)[/spoiler] Come back soon for a new stock!

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            • Edited by Devious_Melons: 5/1/2015 5:08:56 PM
              [b]ships come down from orbit and then a million ships comedown aswell[/b]

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              • sad

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              • [b]forgehand militia members arrive bringing missile systems and shelters for civilians[/b]

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                • [b]Over Intercom[/b] If anyone would like food, Building B4 is the cafeteria.

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                  • *walks up to gate in long worn down trench coat* I wish to speak to Damien!

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                    • *several heavy duty Oshkosh HEMTT trucks drive through, carrying large shipping containers to Outlaw Company Establishments* *several artillery shells are heard impacting on the range, as tanks and artillery vehicles conduct target practice.

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                      • *stops the vehicle ands starts wlaking around* I am looking for a Women Called br, and Tger also...... *keeps looking*

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                        • (anna)*is exploring the desert with a Guard as a prisioner looking for Syble*

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                          • *a GIrl in a COmbat pants and boot wearing lgiht armor walks in* HEY YOU!!!!!!!!!!! I AM LOOKIGN FOR SOMEONE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

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                            • [quote]*you hear a radio transmission, very static* "hello? This is (static) of the (static) HAZOPS (long period of static) request extreme support, coordinates are (static) *end of transmission*[/quote]

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                              • *Deep in the labs, my technicians begin research on a new weapon....*

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                                • *certain PA systems activate* [b][i]////REMINDER TO ALL TROOPS, THE KPM IS STILL ACTIVE\\\\[/i][/b]

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                                  • *walks up to the gate* Open up!

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                                    • *The [i]You Wot Mate[/i] soars overhead, prepared to assist*

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                                      • *Is still waiting in black car for Syble*

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                                        • What store do I buy rugs at?

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