We are all different and have different ways to think and analyze what others say. You could have thousands read certain articles in the bible for example and you would get many different perspectives of what that article meant to them. With that being said and clarified, I understood this thread as satire from the get go, I mean from the title itself it was clear to me. Many obviously didn't and that's why I explained it first thing. With that being said and clarified as well, here is my real and actual statement towards this useless OP and his thread... The OP is a real f*cking idiot for posting such a wasteful and stupid satire thread. You must not have shit to do today but to waste your miserable day. I didn't need nor read the whole thing because it's worthless just as the OP. Come on you dumb ass, post something funny or productive. You where trying to prove you're an absolute idiot by posting this and you won. Now, I'll tell you what...don't try and waste your stupid time trying to reply me. It'll be a waste and you'll just prove again publicly that you're a loser and a piece of shit that doesn't have anything else in life to do. To me you're muted completely from the moment I read your stupid satire title. I will laugh out mother f*cking loud if you do reply me because it'll just show me that you're not smart not even one bit. Again, go do something productive with your stupid life and time rather than posting satire garbage like yourself. Idiot!