This week at bungie studios, there has been a storm. What kind of storm you ask? A storm that can only be described as 1000 voices screaming in terrifying unison. Our web team has had a diet of coffee and energy drinks while they tried to sort out the mess this weekend. It keeps me up at night wondering what woes have possessed our community. Perhaps our guardians are all too eager voice their support for change. Change is good but you cannot rush it. Like fermenting wine, we sometimes we must learn to allow the goddess of chronology perform her glorious magics.
Yes, I have seen your desire for a certain update. Let me take this time to say that I understand your pain and frustration. However, we are working to bring you exciting new changes. What are those changes you may ask? Well young guardian, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one will fill you with joy. Or wait.....was that how the phrase goes? As you can see, I am so excited for the plans the devs have in store from us that cliche adages about the quality of life elude me. Instead I will ironically attempt to be ambiguously vague and hope you all can thank me for it.
In other news, over 1 trillion players have punished Crota without using cheese! this community continues to fascinate and impress me! You, the players are our inspiration and our muse. It is your undying wavering bravery that helps us forge a new path into the light of the dark. Think about it, 1 trillion players, that's more than the entire population of Earth! Perhaps Destiny is being enjoyed by extraterrestrials in the vastness of space......or perhaps superfluous hyperbole continues to be a most uncomfortable bane of attrition.
[b]Iron Banner[/b]
Lord Saladin just doesn't get a break does he? Or maybe he does and he decides to spend his vacations with you guardians. That's right, the iron banner is back by popular demand. New friendships will blossom, others will blossom even more. I have my warlock ready to go and should I encounter you on the battlefield, remember the crucible is no place for mercy. But Saladin will be merciful with plenty of loot and rewards. Should you be lucky enough to participate in this engrossing event, you may find yourself with a big tidy souvenir yourself from Saladin's own stashes. It's time to let those 32s flourish! Show the others how hard you have been working but remember, power is not all you need to be a successful iron banner champion. Teamwork is just as imperative, if not more important than going solo. So grab a friend or 5 and don't miss out on Lord Saladin's goodies! Jib jub bappity flap!
-Dee[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/84825823/0/0]J[/url]
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Alderaan exploded?
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B r i lliant!
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I like your style...
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i haven't seen you around latley
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1 Reply11/10 deej couldn't have written it better.
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You skirted all important issues while using distraction to promote the things that don't matter! That's pretty accurate.
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OMG! It's Longface Smalldick! wassup man?!?!?
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WOW... ...lol
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4 RepliesI was expecting some actuall info from this post bro , and don't report my posts/comments ever again and then hide you're comments ( reported or reported all you're posts as u said)this is a game so just remember forgivin not forgotten. PEACE and happy Australia Day
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I'm pretty sure bill Cosby has multiple -blam!- accusations against him... DeeJ are you -blam!- us too? Jello puddin pops #justkiddingdonteffmeoverthanks
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Poor DeeJ
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Fantastic
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I didnt see the #satire!!! I didnt even realize it untile the Bill Cosby moment at the end. well played sir, well played. Want to see Deej's response and if he copypastas into the next updat
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lol nicely done
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2 RepliesMFW Deej copypastas this exact thread for the weekly update.
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1 ReplyJib jub bappity bump !
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[quote]Jib jub bappity flap![/quote]So is Deej doing an impression of Bill Cosby here, or does Bill Cosby impersonate Deej?
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Long, I loved your Fallen literotica. You inspired me to create my own.
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This is the first time I've seen someone perform satire correctly on this forum. I applaud you.
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No one is asking.
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You used a satire hashtag, thats cheating!
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Lols. Perfectly done Longface.
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Edited by BrayerIncognito: 1/26/2015 6:44:25 PM+1 :)
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Deej you should learn a thing or two from bashiok
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Jib jub bappity flap Here I thought this'd be a satire. I've definitely heard him say that before.
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Hahahahaha Sad and true