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DeeJ's response (an update we may get.)

This week at bungie studios, there has been a storm. What kind of storm you ask? A storm that can only be described as 1000 voices screaming in terrifying unison. Our web team has had a diet of coffee and energy drinks while they tried to sort out the mess this weekend. It keeps me up at night wondering what woes have possessed our community. Perhaps our guardians are all too eager voice their support for change. Change is good but you cannot rush it. Like fermenting wine, we sometimes we must learn to allow the goddess of chronology perform her glorious magics. Yes, I have seen your desire for a certain update. Let me take this time to say that I understand your pain and frustration. However, we are working to bring you exciting new changes. What are those changes you may ask? Well young guardian, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one will fill you with joy. Or wait.....was that how the phrase goes? As you can see, I am so excited for the plans the devs have in store from us that cliche adages about the quality of life elude me. Instead I will ironically attempt to be ambiguously vague and hope you all can thank me for it. In other news, over 1 trillion players have punished Crota without using cheese! this community continues to fascinate and impress me! You, the players are our inspiration and our muse. It is your undying wavering bravery that helps us forge a new path into the light of the dark. Think about it, 1 trillion players, that's more than the entire population of Earth! Perhaps Destiny is being enjoyed by extraterrestrials in the vastness of space......or perhaps superfluous hyperbole continues to be a most uncomfortable bane of attrition. [b]Iron Banner[/b] Lord Saladin just doesn't get a break does he? Or maybe he does and he decides to spend his vacations with you guardians. That's right, the iron banner is back by popular demand. New friendships will blossom, others will blossom even more. I have my warlock ready to go and should I encounter you on the battlefield, remember the crucible is no place for mercy. But Saladin will be merciful with plenty of loot and rewards. Should you be lucky enough to participate in this engrossing event, you may find yourself with a big tidy souvenir yourself from Saladin's own stashes. It's time to let those 32s flourish! Show the others how hard you have been working but remember, power is not all you need to be a successful iron banner champion. Teamwork is just as imperative, if not more important than going solo. So grab a friend or 5 and don't miss out on Lord Saladin's goodies! Jib jub bappity flap! -Dee[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/84825823/0/0]J[/url]

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  • The Iron Banner bit made me laugh harder than it should have.

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    • Another iron banner.. WHAT A SURPRISE!!!!!!!!!!

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    • Wow... Iron banner AGAIN? "Popular demand" Bull -blam!-ing shit. People are asking for QUEENS WRATH!!! ITS BEEN NEARLY 4 MONTHS! Do you see everyone on the forums asking for another iron banner? NO! Just last week, there were multitudes of posts asking for another Queens Wrath. But no, more iron banner... The pve players need some love too bungie.

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      • I just feel generally bad for the J-man. He's just the community outreach part of Bungie, but he takes nearly all the flak. I hope Bungie's paying him well.

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      • Lol

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      • How could 1 trillion players beat Crota if their is only 4.6 billion people in the world?

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        • +1

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        • Trillion?

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        • Thanks Deej! Another shitty update, God bless you.

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        • Bump

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        • why isn't longface a ninja?

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          • I don't care... My son and I love Destiny...

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          • Wine is at it's best after taking the time to ferment, and still better for sometime there after. Video games are decidedly not. New games come out that push technical and game play boundaries and sequels get ever closer. Taking the time to do things right is one thing, and I'm glad Bungie is doing that instead of rushing fixes and making problems worse. That being said Destiny is more like an apple then a fine wine. It has a shelf life that started in September and the longer it takes you to fix it the less time the community actually gets to enjoy it.

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          • Edited by TheWagn: 1/26/2015 11:43:00 PM
            He does have a point though. They can't just flip a switch and make everything we want in the game. Programming and designing takes time and energy, and this franchise is just taking its first steps.

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            • longface never disappoints with the lols

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            • Oh wow! Another hallow answer Deej! I can't wait to see how you actually disappoint us this time.

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              • This does sound exactly like something Deej would post.

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                I think you are secretly "disgruntled Deej", his alter ego - the one who actually cares. Bump because "Jib jub bappity flap!"

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              • Except for the parts where you really tried to honor the #satire tag by going too cheesy, this could easily be a legit DeeJ post.

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              • Dang I got excited. Then read 1 trillion players beat Crota. Then checked for satire and sadly found it

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                • [quote]Jib jub bappity flap![/quote]Dammit, I really need to learn to stop peeking down and reading the greatest parts first

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                • omg i hate reading these long posts filled with nonsense and no update talk "We are glad to blah blah blah", "in time bla bla" all these long describing words and shit please just get straight to the point

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                  • Oh god. This post made me laugh the whole time I was reading it. Then my laughter slowly turned to sobs as I realized how true it really was...

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                  • [quote]This week at bungie studios, there has been a storm. What kind of storm you ask? A storm that can only be described as 1000 voices screaming in terrifying unison. Our web team has had a diet of coffee and and energy drinks while they tried to sort out the mess this weekend. It keeps me up at night wondering what woes have possessed our community. Perhaps our guardians are all too eager voice their support for change. Change is good but you cannot rush it. Like fermenting wine, we sometimes we must learn to allow the goddess of chronology perform her glorious magics. Yes, I have seen your desire for a certain update. Let me take this time to say that I understand your pain and frustration. However, we are working to bring you exciting new changes. What are those changes you may ask? Well young guardian, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one will fill you with joy. Or wait.....was that how the phrase goes? As you can see, I am so excited for the plans the devs have in store from us that cliche adages about the quality of life elude me. Instead I will ironically attempt to be ambiguously vague and hope you all can thank me for it. In other news, over 1 trillion players have punished Crota without using cheese! this community continues to fascinate and impress me! You, the players are our inspiration and our muse. It is your undying wavering bravery that helps us forge a new path into the light of the dark. Think about it, 1 trillion players, that's more than the entire population of Earth! Perhaps Destiny is being enjoyed by extraterrestrials in the vastness of space......or perhaps superfluous hyperbole continues to be a most uncomfortable bane of attrition. Jib jub bappity flap! -DeeJ[/quote] Bump

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                  • I am completely unsure whether I am experiencing pain or itching or maybe I just have a bad taste in my mouth.

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                  • I knew this wasn't deej before I even clicked on the thread, simply because bungie devs don't seem to care about the community anymore :(

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