This week at bungie studios, there has been a storm. What kind of storm you ask? A storm that can only be described as 1000 voices screaming in terrifying unison. Our web team has had a diet of coffee and energy drinks while they tried to sort out the mess this weekend. It keeps me up at night wondering what woes have possessed our community. Perhaps our guardians are all too eager voice their support for change. Change is good but you cannot rush it. Like fermenting wine, we sometimes we must learn to allow the goddess of chronology perform her glorious magics.
Yes, I have seen your desire for a certain update. Let me take this time to say that I understand your pain and frustration. However, we are working to bring you exciting new changes. What are those changes you may ask? Well young guardian, life is like a box of chocolates. You never know which one will fill you with joy. Or wait.....was that how the phrase goes? As you can see, I am so excited for the plans the devs have in store from us that cliche adages about the quality of life elude me. Instead I will ironically attempt to be ambiguously vague and hope you all can thank me for it.
In other news, over 1 trillion players have punished Crota without using cheese! this community continues to fascinate and impress me! You, the players are our inspiration and our muse. It is your undying wavering bravery that helps us forge a new path into the light of the dark. Think about it, 1 trillion players, that's more than the entire population of Earth! Perhaps Destiny is being enjoyed by extraterrestrials in the vastness of space......or perhaps superfluous hyperbole continues to be a most uncomfortable bane of attrition.
[b]Iron Banner[/b]
Lord Saladin just doesn't get a break does he? Or maybe he does and he decides to spend his vacations with you guardians. That's right, the iron banner is back by popular demand. New friendships will blossom, others will blossom even more. I have my warlock ready to go and should I encounter you on the battlefield, remember the crucible is no place for mercy. But Saladin will be merciful with plenty of loot and rewards. Should you be lucky enough to participate in this engrossing event, you may find yourself with a big tidy souvenir yourself from Saladin's own stashes. It's time to let those 32s flourish! Show the others how hard you have been working but remember, power is not all you need to be a successful iron banner champion. Teamwork is just as imperative, if not more important than going solo. So grab a friend or 5 and don't miss out on Lord Saladin's goodies! Jib jub bappity flap!
-Dee[url=https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/84825823/0/0]J[/url]
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2 RepliesSo who is this? Longface or deej because this sounds like deej but Longface uses #satire and has the name and emblem.
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I just wanna have fun... Change is fine if it comes with fixes. Change without fix; I can't imagine being a good thing.
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So tired of iron banner. Let's do something else
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P.S. There are NO muted users in my list. None.
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#KingOfTheTrolls
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No more iron banner. Can we get some pve event lovin please
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I'm out This update sucks
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1 ReplySo today is reset tuesday; where's the Iron Banner??
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You just can't leave can you? I guess it got boring for you and you needed some brief attention?
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Waste of my go.dda.mn time ur -blam!-ing garbage
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2 Replies-blam!- iron banner, we NEED MORE PVE CONTENT, enough with -blam!-ing pvp content!!!
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1 ReplyU sound just like deej with his vague responses
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1 ReplyHey bro, been a bit. How u been? Haven't seen a post in awhile (possibly another forum). Just stopping in to say a quick Hi. Hope everything's gettin sorted out. I'm still doing the " Free B Robot/4ever sweeping " post after EVERY post DeeJ puts out:) lol. Oh well, I'll check in with ya soon but just wanted to say hey. Hey. There ya go... Ttyl Ps~ Free B Robot, sweeps ,yadda yadda
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Where did you come up with job hub babbity flip? It's the most deeJ like phrase I've ever heard
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Text wall too OP
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I actually stopped reading halfway through to make sure he put a satire tag up there - always one oft he best - great read
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Edited by iSuperkyIe: 1/27/2015 1:34:47 PMWhy so corny lmao
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Damnit i just read the whole thing then realized you fooled me
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1 ReplyEdited by IRON_Katana: 1/27/2015 2:08:59 AMIs that the new Cast Iron event we heard about? We have been once again listening to the players and we are proud to announce the new level system. There was a lot of confusion before about what a "legit" or a "scrub" 32 was and how to identify them in game. After a long discussion with the dev team and Activision we are going to be rolling out a new color coded system for 32's' For example, if you see a red 32 next to the players name you know he has a Gjallarhorn and did "Xurn" any of his exotics. Along with that he has not been marked for "cheesing" any raid. A purple 32 would mean that he has cheesed a raid or purchaced a Xur weapon and did not earn it. These color will change for each level of 32. The red 32 will be a true legit 32. Again, we listen. We understand that there was much confusion on what was a Legit, Scrub, or PVP 32. This caused issues with match making and having to have players come to the forums to post. Also we heard that players want more PVE events. Next week we will roll out the Queens Wrath! Player will have to fight it out in the PVP arena to earn the right to talk to the Queen. Once they kill 500 guardians with Arc damage a envoy will approach them asking them to fly to the reef for a secret meeting. We look forward to seeing you in the reef!
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6 RepliesThat's going to be the next like 5 updates. "Blah blah blah, shitty exaggerated statistics, blah blah filler, more nothingness and blabbering about nothing, refusal to put effort into the game, pls be fwends, goojyualarehurn, bye fgts" rip density
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There are times when you could be super annoying, but my gosh someone call deej, tell him he needs not write a weekly update. Long face had done it for him, spot on.
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2 RepliesGreat update, DeeJ! When's the next Iron Banner going live?
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Bloody post got my hopes up.