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1/24/2015 3:39:40 PM
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Dumbest thing you've heard a woman/girl say
Girl:So... Are you real life?
(I think she was high.)
English
#Offtopic
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The time my aunt said her 13 year old daughter "had changed" and "was getting better". A little backstory; you see, my aunt has two teenage daughters, one she had because her younger sister, my mom, had two kids and that made her feel like "not a real woman". The other she had so the first wouldn't be lonely. The cruel joke here is that my aunt has no maternal instincts and is an awful mother. Her first daughter was having sex by age 14, was cutting herself, and was expelled during her sophomore year of high school. She has since become a born again Christian. Her younger daughter ended up following a similar path at age 12, only she was on cocaine by age 13 and was seeing an older man. My aunt asked my mother, after I tracked them down after 2 years fear this exact scenario would happen, to help deal with her daughter who also began running away. We made much progress in only two weeks, and my aunt ended up thinking that was good enough and that she could take it from there, saying that her daughter had change and was getting better. She relapsed into her old habits and addictions no more than three days later. And that's the dumbest things a woman, or anyone really, has have ever said to me.
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1 Reply"Feminism isn't a joke" -_-
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Edited by Sacred Bail: 1/27/2015 4:44:03 PM"Put the game down you can't hold a conversation with me when you're playing it" my response is always "Babe, I'm saving the fu***** universe right now."
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The discrimination is strong with this one
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These 2 were fighting (I'm assuming one was her mom) and then she flipped her mom off, threw her phone at her, and ran to this guy who said he didn't want her if she was like that.
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1 ReplyThis girl making thread about the dumbest thing a girls have said. [spoiler]muted for a better tomorrow[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyEdited by Amnesia: 1/27/2015 8:03:06 AM>Be me >At Mall of America on a Saturday >Massive cheerleading competition is underway >Teenage cheerleaders everywhere I don't think I need to elaborate. [spoiler]Overheard a conversation between two girls discussing whether or not "a bitch and a hoe" we're the same thing. Saw another girl drop her iPhone, shattering the screen.[/spoiler]
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1 ReplyWalking around campus I heard a girl on the phone say she was failing her classes but "it is a good thing I'm so pretty. I'll just marry someone rich because I don't think I could handle being poor."
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"OMG if my Bae doesn't text me back in like ten seconds I lose my shit and I ignore him for like an hour. But then when we talk again we fight over it. He is such a drama queen. But I love him anyways." - Stupid bitch who sits next to me in class like last week.
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My mrs once said to me, why do doors have handles? Believe it or not she's a nurse!
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6 RepliesEdited by Jibbals: 1/27/2015 3:47:07 AMIm pretty sure just about everything that comes out of my mouth that's not blow jobs, food, and blow jobs is considered dumb to guys. So unless I hear, "babe, I wanna eat you and then make u a blt," then yall are pretty stupid too. So I guess its fair. XD
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1 Reply"Stop playing video games!"
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Edited by Hot Salsa: 1/27/2015 11:52:29 AMOh my god, it's so cold out! My knees are chalky, anyone have lotion? My legs are so hairy, jeez! Look at how my thong bunches up when I wear shorts! -Alexa, the new girl in track (it was 65 degrees F)
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"Woa, you mean, the internet is like, real life or something?"
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You're wasting my high.
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The dumbest moment in female history is when I convinced a friend that Captain Crunch was a real person who sailed the USS Martha Washington for the Union in the Civil war.
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1 ReplyTried to tell me women are equal. If they were equal then why haven't they suppressed an entire gender. Check mate feminist.
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3 Replies"Baby get off that ps4 and eat me out I'm wet" Stupidest shit EVER
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1 ReplyEdited by Freexboxdotcom : 1/26/2015 2:12:14 PM"I'm fat" Every skinny girl/woman everywhere
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7 RepliesEdited by NOTSOSLIMSHADYTA: 1/26/2015 9:34:07 PMWarning may offend some people but remember its just a meninist joke [spoiler]i have rights[/spoiler]
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"I'm not a whore" She says as She is caught cheating for the 9th time. Now She has another boyfriend And we are just keeping tally marks.
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"I love you."
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Edited by cesar0s: 1/27/2015 5:06:34 AM"I work just as hard as you!" "I deserve equal pay!" "I don't use my breasts to get special favors!" "I'm not a s1ut, but I suck a lot of d!ck"
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"How many letters are in the alphabet?" >in high school English class [spoiler]She then had two kids within two years of graduating[/spoiler] [spoiler]The cycle repeats[/spoiler]
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Is poison ivy eatable?
