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Edited by AllahRidesCamels: 12/29/2014 6:04:45 AM
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Let's stage a coup against our Ninjas.

Who will stand with me? They have banned the funniest shit posts that have existed. It's time we took over. Recon Number 54 will be our leader (for the end fight, we will put him into slavery afterwards) because he can take us behind the lines. (Shhh, don't tell the other ninjas) If you want to spare another ninja, we may do so and just hold them as prisoner and occasionally torture. This is a mutiny my friends! We need our military generals for our NFRA (New Flood Revolution Armada) and lots of guns. We have to plan our armies, fleets, and tactics! (Don't worry about bans, I had Abbadon cast a lvl 14 demon to protect us). Ninjas own: >Remodeled High Charity (the bastards been hiding it from us after H2) >20k covenant ships. Wtf. >5 known Flagships which each carry a ninja. We don't know where the others hide. >Planet Reach and filled it with tanks and wraiths. >Indoctrinated Commander Sheperd >Serena and the crew of Spirit of Fire. >Crazy ass flood Pillar of Autumn. >Arbiter (he betrayed us) >3,000 Scarabs >Reapers >Antarctica >Banhammers NFRA currently have: >Master Chief. >Recon's flagship >10,000 full blown mentally handicapped spartans >1277 Grunts >Lots of alts >Level 145 Demon Knights from Big Papa Alright guys, don't -blam!- up, this is our only shot. We need a plan. CHAIN OF COMMAND: >Me, cuz yeah >Starfish Lord - Spymaster >Deleted User - Military General >Richcar - Commander of the Grunts >InterpidTurtle - Official Facemelter [spoiler]ORDER OF BUSINESS: >Get more ships >Can Master Chief haz recon? >Summon the great trolls >Plan attack GO![/spoiler] EDIT: We must summon Engrapandora!! (I am not prohibiting horse porn or MLP in this thread) EDIT: We must also summon Jester! (Please, at least put your war cry in a spoiler, jester)

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