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Edited by Jim the Admin:
12/25/2014 4:37:42 AM
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Taught my girlfriend magic. She beat me thrice.
So, today I taught my girlfriend how to play Magic. We had played four games earlier today and I had to trot off to work for a few hours and when I had come back she had built a blue deck on her own using my spare cards. I had a prototype enchantment mill deck that I was working on and she took it and made it functional and it destroyed,my sliver, my elf, and my standard control deck. So, pretty much she wrecked me with my own cards and now I'm sad.
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1 ReplyPlay reanimator and laugh maniacally as she dumps your deck into the graveyard.
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[quote]Don't let your girlfriend beat you.... Beat her....[/quote] #DominantGender
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2 RepliesSpousal abuse is nothing to joke about. You should never let a loved one hit you no matter what, just remember that there are other people out there who will treat you better than this. Notify the authorities of your situation no one deserves to be repeatedly abused this way.
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I feel bad for you.
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It must have taken [i]a lot[/i] of hand eye coordination
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That's a keeper m8.
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2 Replies[quote]my sliver[/quote] wat how you lose
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6 RepliesKekekekekekekekeke Need to learn the joys of having Elixirs of Immortality. Down with mil! Up with W/B Lifegain!
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5 RepliesNNNNNNEEEEEEEEEERRD
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Hell, at least she plays.
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8 RepliesYou're a -blam!-ing pleb lol
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2 RepliesShe's a keeper.
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1 ReplyI taught my girlfriend how to use mil decks efficientlyand now I can't -blam!-ing do anything after 5-7 turns.
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2 RepliesMagic is a game? And you got beat by a grill?
