After years of playing Halo's multiplayer and multiplayers of other shooters pwning simpletons, I thought about selling my expertise at pwning simpletons. I've found that the simpletons I've pwned at Halo and the ones I've pwned in the Destiny Alpha and Beta, I've found that the simpletons are all exactly alike. I've developed all the best strategies that I've taught to MLG simpletons, like T Squared, how to pwn simpletons. The thing is, I taught them everything they know, not everything I know, thus, making them merely a higher level group of simpletons. I will reveal all in my book and it will SKYROCKET you up the leaderboards of any FPS you've played.
Are you sick and tired of playing shooter and getting pwned by your fellow simpletons?
Are you annoyed of practicing and not seeing any improvement?
Are you good, but just not good enough to get in that skill level required to be in a special group?
Are you tired of your friends making fun of you due to your bad skill?
Well fear not for my book will have you making fun of them once finished and available. Many benefits and features that my book will have include:
Being able to pwn simpletons, even those MLG simpletons
Allow your brain to adapt to the highest sensitivity levels of any game so you can pull of those 360 no-scopes
Through the process of neuroplasticity, enable yourself to have brain so powerful that you can pull off any trick-shots of your desires and become Youtube famous
And more!
Those who help me now, will get the final product for free with a bonus.
Those who reserve the book in a month from now will get a free bonus.
You can help me by giving some kind of valuable information with this. These may include your favorite strategies in FPS, and also tips you'd give to others who are lacking.
You may be wondering what the bonus is. It's a download key for a game you play on your PC or Mac. It's scientifically designed and proven to improve your skill at ALL shooters as you get better and more skilled at this game.
Soon, we will all be pwning simpletons!
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2 RepliesI think you didn't use the word "simpletons" enough.
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2 RepliesIf the name of the game is to "[i]pwn simpletons[/i]" then a guide will not be needed. Unless you are the simpleton and are looking to learn how not to suck against all the raging gamers out there who hate playing against said "[i]simpletons[/i]" then this effort of yours to build a guide to "[i]pwn simpletons[/i]" is a waste of time.
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