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10/5/2013 10:54:07 PM
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Your first makeout session.
How bad were you?
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>makeout >me Pick one.
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1 Replyturned into bj...awesome
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2 Replies>implying I've made out with anyone >implying a girl has found me remotely attractive >implying I'm not a loser
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3 RepliesWhat's a girl?
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I had a friend over for whatever reason during the 4th of July in 2010. I can't remember if her parents went to the casino, or if she just didn't want to be at home. We were waiting for the sun to go down you know, for the fireworks. I was playing Red Dead Redemption at the time and my lady friend kept sighing. I asked her what the matter was, and she shut off my xbox and started kissing me. I must have been clumsy, but she said I was good at it. I got to third base 3 days later.
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I will get back to you on this when it happens eventually don't hold your breath
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Umm... Wut
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2 Replies>always chews gum >anywhere >any time >win
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[b] [/b]
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Pretty good. About 45 minutes actually
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Got called a great kisser so apparently not that bad. Made a girl orgasm twice first time I had sex too. Some people just got it.
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4 RepliesI had this dream one night wh- Oh you mean in reality...
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It was pretty decent actually :p in a rather strange setting however.
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[quote]>implying I've made out with anyone >implying a girl has found me remotely attractive >implying I'm not a loser[/quote] And- [quote]#SweatyKetchupOnions[/quote] O.o
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>In college >Hasn't kissed a girl... >greentexting doesn't work here feels bad man.
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Edited by Rahm: 10/5/2013 11:04:43 PMRealistically it was probably one of the most awkward things I've ever done in my entire life. But the way I choose to remember it, it was a session so passionate and hot that we could've given Liberace a heterosexual boner.
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Pretty good. It lasted for about 30 seconds. Then she went home. Felt pretty good about it.
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my pillow left me
