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1/11/2013 8:11:29 PM
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What Shout should I teach my son first?
As many of you know, I am adopting a baby boy sometime in the not so distant future. (probably in February)
So, I was wondering? What Shout should I teach him first? I was thinking Fus, as its a good beginner shout. But, is that a good idea to give an infant?
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Barell roll?
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Clear Skies if he likes sunny days, Storm Call if he does not.
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Obviously Fus, and his first full shout should be Fus Ro Dah. Sure he might make a mess of the house, but your kid will be a god damn badass.
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Teach him how to kill a bear with bare hands
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The one where he can't get hurt.
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Are you abducting a baby boy?
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Edited by SuperIrish: 1/11/2013 9:10:19 PMWhat's that one that starts fires? Or teach him an ice one, useful for powercuts when food is thawing out.
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2 RepliesI agree with Fus, but the most important thing for him to learn is Zombie dispersal.
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"I'll brick ye" It's a pretty popular one where I hail from.
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You are a good parent, most people don't like when kids shout too much. Well, I guess neither do imperials.
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If he's a quick learner I'd recommend teaching him Yol. It'll be pretty handy to disperse crowds when you're out shopping with him.
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All my whats. Start with Fus. Then slowly go from there. When he becomes a Teen, train him into a Jedi. Nothing is more fearful than a Dragon slaying Jedi
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"Suck my Dick"
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Teach him "WOLOLO". If some little bastard won't share their toys with your son, then dammit he'll convert those toys to be his.
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4 RepliesFUS RA DIARRHEA
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Fire Breath
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Why'd you change your avatar?
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Clear Skies - (Lok) and then as he progresses, teach him the rest. That way you'll never have bad weather when you go to the playground with him. Pretty useful, IMO.
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1 ReplyRaan. Think of the power you could have with an army of bears.
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At first I thought I misread that or that it was a typo... Teach him Yol.
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Fus would be great, as the force would actually send him backwards.
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Wuld. It would be hilarious to see he fly into a wall.
