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They thicc cause they want to lure humans in with they’re cuteness. They then but them and turn them into raccoons forever.
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After scientifically analyzing the given circumstances, yes, this is the most likely explanation. How many of those raccoons do you think are actually hoomins?
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Given that bacteria also multiply in a similar way(yes I know they use asexual reproduction and stuff), it’s only a small percentage of those raccoons. So probably only 1 or 2.