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Video games... but with a changed letter

Skyrim -> Sk[b]i[/b]rim Skirim: You are the Skierborn, a person born with the body of a mortal, and the soul of an awesome skier. It is your destiny to defeat Alduin, a skiing dragon who plans to destroy the world with his sick skiing tricks.
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  • Pursona, similar as Persona only with scantly clad catgirls.

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  • Edited by LahDsai: 8/5/2019 5:17:15 AM
    [i]Armored Co[b]n[/b]e[/i] Defend yourself against traffic. [i]St[b]i[/b]r Ocean[/i] This is gonna take a while. [i]Bushido Bla[b]m[/b]e[/i] Saying it's someone else's fault with honor. [i]F[b]i[/b]r Honor[/i] Pick a hairy mammal and fight to the death. [i]Harvest Mo[b]a[/b]n[/i] Reap what you sow... the souls of the damned. [i]Har[b]d[/b]est Moon[/i] Use your ass cheeks of steel to save the world [i][b]B[/b]allout[/i] Just because it's the apocalypse doesn't mean we can't have a fancy party. [i][b]B[/b]rand Theft Auto[/i] The cheap Chinese knockoff of a highly successful franchise [i]Super Mario Br[b]a[/b]s[/i] Our favorite Italian plumber reveals his personal struggle with gynecomastia. [i]Alan W[b]o[/b]ke[/i] Now with modern sensibilities! [i]Silent H[b]a[/b]ll[/i] Shit, I'm late for class.

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  • This is basically sbubby

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  • H[b]u[/b]lo It’s a waving simulator

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    • Bong. [spoiler]You can probably see where this is going.[/spoiler]

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    • Halo Reich. Need I say anything else?

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    • Deaf Island - You work in a new private island facility as a care worker looking after deaf people. DOOB. - A quest for a really good spliff. Bulletstore - You work as the clerk of a gun store. Gears of Car - Mechanic Simulator. Dark Soils - Gardener Simulator. Head Space - A game about meditation and mindfulness. Ora and the Blind Forest - Game is the same except you play as Jotaro Kujo. Lift is Strange - Two female friends who may or may not be gay for each other get trapped in a lift together.

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    • Fatman, arkham city

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      • Ogerwatch. It's a tower defense game in which you must defend your town of ogers from the goblins [spoiler]some say ogres as well,which is the correct spelling. But I used this because it worked XD Good idea m8[/spoiler]

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        • Tears of War - A bunch of muscular dudes cry over the horrors of war World of Barcraft - You have to construct and maintain the best bar in the land X-Zero - Adult version of F-Zero Mario Cart - Like Mario Kart but with grocery store shopping carts instead GTA: Nice City - All the characters and NPCs are super calm, have manners, are always positive, and the city is the most beautiful city ever Hall of Duty - You’re a security guard that guards the NFL Hall of Fame

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        • Mall of Duty: You play as Paul Blart and the goal is to bone some terrorists.

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          • Hei iou, iou’re finalli awake! Iou were triing to cross the border, right? Walked right into that Imperial ambush, same as us, and that thief over there.

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          • density. a game about density [spoiler]I'll be taking my free best comment award now, thanks[/spoiler]

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          • Zitman. You're a bald guy in a black suit and red tie. It's the night of your senior prom, but your face is covered with pimples. You have to pop them all with your twin Stridex pads.

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            • Dood. You play as Dood Guy, a bro literally too lit to die of alcohol poisoning.

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            • Womb raider. [spoiler]...[/spoiler]

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              • Meincraft: You’re goal is to build gas chambers before night comes.

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                • Detroit: Become Heman You are an Android in Detroit trying to be a sword wielding orange skinned muscle man that is really just a royal white guy with a sissy tiger thing as a companion

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                • Edited by Uncanny_Vale: 8/4/2019 12:02:30 AM
                  The Witcher 3: Wild C... actually you know what, never mind. Edit: actually we did this before. I knew it seemed familiar. Here’s my original answers: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forums/Post/250901458?page=0&sort=0&showBanned=0&path=1

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                  • Density

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                  • Super Monkey Fall There has been a tragedy at the zoo

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                  • Edited by DarkEraser: 8/4/2019 6:08:45 AM
                    Metal [b]F[/b]ear Solid Super Mario 69 [b]P[/b]ears of War Assassin's [b]C[/b]reep [b]F[/b]eed for Speed Mario [b]F[/b]art Grand Theft Auto: [b]R[/b]ice City I might think of more.

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                    [quote]Skyrim -> Sk[b]i[/b]rim Skirim: You are the Skierborn, a person born with the body of a mortal, and the soul of an awesome skier. It is your destiny to defeat Alduin, a skiing dragon who plans to destroy the world with his sick skiing tricks.[/quote] Not very original.

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                  • D[b]i[/b]ck Hunter

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                  • Postal Play as a delivery man dropping off packages and getting paid minimum wage with no offtime during holidays.

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                    • President Evil 2

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