I was thinking today that I don't really feel like my real, quote unqoute, age (16) so I have decided that I am 107. I just feel that I am so smart and studious. (I am smarter than the average person. Uwu) and that I really fit in with the rest of the senior citizen community. When I tried to tell my parents that I was going to move to a senior citizen home they flipped. They tried to tell me that I wasn't really 107 and that I hadn't even finished high school. I replied by screaming at them about the good ol days. I then left home and went to the store to buy a white wig. They only had a Maryland Monroe wig so I bought that. After that I went to the store and bought 50 sweater vests. I am telling you all this because I know you are all really accepting of this kind of stuff and I need advice. Edit: I am knocking my teeth out right know so that I can get dentures.