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Edited by The Trinity Ghoul [Lee]: 3/26/2019 11:00:49 PM
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The Cavalry's War (Part 1)

[quote][b]Flames engulfed the land of Offtopic. The Flood and Reapers were slaughtering people left to right. The Cavalry had arrived and Lee got on a rock to give a speech[/b][/quote] Lee: Alright, you see those freaks of nature? They're trying to take our home away from us. But you know what they don't know? They don't know how powerful we really are. But even then, most of us are going to perish. Not all, but most. It won't matter, because this is possibly the best death you can have! Going down in a flame of glory and valor! Now let's go show those bastards who they're messing with. Lee: [b][i][u]FOR THE MOTHERLAND[/u][/i][/b] The Cavalry: [b][i][u]FOR THE MOTHERLAAAAANNND!! AHHHHHH!!!![/u][/i][/b] [quote][b]The Cavalry rushed down hill to battle with weapons in hands. Lee watched them charge with the spirit of battle[/b][/quote] *Lee lifts off the ground and hurls a lightning bomb at his Cavalry* Lee: I give you my blessing! *The Cavalry was now 10 times stronger* [quote][b]Reapers: 1,000 Flood: 10,000[/b][/quote] [b][i][u]THE CAVALRY[/u][/i][/b] A Back Seat Driver [spoiler]A portal from the aether opens with a car falling with him in it, he tells his driver to suicide bomb a crowd of flood. He succeeds[/spoiler] Kills: 43 Flood, 2 Reapers Crazy Guy [spoiler][b][u]"ALHUA AKBAR!!"[/u][/b] He screams before leaping into a crowd of enemies. His bomb detonates[/spoiler] Kills: 23 Flood, 1 Reaper Lucky Charms [spoiler]He pulls out his favorite cereal "lucky Charms" and lays them out in a line. He ignites them with milk and leaves an explosion in it's wake. After he fights off some Reapers but he got overwhelmed and we was slain[/spoiler] Kills: 21 Flood, 0 Reapers ACROCANTHUS [spoiler]He pulls out his sword and engages in a fight. His skill with the sword was decent but reaper managed to kill him[/spoiler] Kills: 17 flood, 0 Reapers Just A Bowl [spoiler]Looking at the lucky charms dead body, he picks it up and suicide bombs with it[/spoiler] Kills: 31 flood, 1 Reaper RheubenThePig [spoiler]He charges with his chubby body and manages to take Pierce several Reapers before being killed by the flood[/spoiler] Kills: 0 flood, 19 Reapers Dr. False [spoiler]His SCP's do allot of work, but he was killed off before he could release them[/spoiler] Kills: 78 flood, 6 Reapers Ferrodudes [spoiler]He summons a hail of darkness and reaps the bounty of life, but the darkness consumes him and kills himself[/spoiler] Kills: 167 flood, 32 reapers Skuld & Garaski [spoiler]Skuld and Garaski and unmask thier faces and reveals a giant OWO. The power was too strong, and they killed them selves in the process[/spoiler] Kills: Flood 97, Reapers 12 Artemis [spoiler]She rages forth and shoots up some aliens, it works but she shoots herself on accident[/spoiler] Kills: Flood 26, Reapers 7 GameSlayer50 [spoiler]He punches some alien freaks then throws them into a portal that leads to a Minecraft server. He then whips out a copy of fortnite and kills allot of aliens around him. But the game is so bad it made him go insane and kill himself[/spoiler] Kills: Flood 89, Reapers 23 [quote][b]Things are looking Grimm for Offtopic, but this is only a fraction of the warriors. Will they succeed? Who will survive? You will find out in the next post (tommorow)[/b][/quote] [spoiler]if I missed you, you'll most likely be in the next one. See ya tomorrow![/spoiler] [spoiler]Oh and if anyone wants to do the math I'll edit it in[/spoiler] [quote][b]592 Flood, 103 Reapers. Leaving: 9,408 Flood, and 897 Reapers.[/b][/quote] [spoiler]credit to crazy Guy on that one[/spoiler]

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