... I've just been informed that there was a robbery at the First Bank of Off-topic, if my assets are not returned to me I will decimate all sides with Microtransactions...
[spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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[quote]Microtransactions[/quote]
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That is a truly frightening weapon to be sure. Don't worry Crate, I got all the belongings out in time. Here you are *passes belongings over*
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... Thank you, and may your war go well... *assets and me are loaded onto a helicopter and fly off* [spoiler]not included in the[/spoiler]
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Wait... not included in the what? WHERES THE DLC? THIS IS A DEFCON 1 EMERGENCY
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... No everyt[b]h[/b]ing is fine, this is totally your favorit[b]e[/b] [b]L[/b]oot Crate and not an im[b]p[/b]oster... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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He’s sent us a distress signal... perhaps I will have to form a shaky alliance with the law.
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Good to know you most definitely don’t need help
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Thank you, my friend.