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3/13/2019 5:40:46 PM
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Seems offtopic is just strewn with political disasters.
Cell-3 having sex with a Washing machine, me accidentally drawing out Xombie by reporting on said sex scandal, so on and so forth.
What is happening?!
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[quote]Cell-3 having sex with a Washing machine[/quote] I’m sorry, what?!
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You didn't hear? I made a report on the issue when Cell had admitted (or tried to deny it) that he was tempted by a supposedly beautiful washing machine (though it looked ugly as -blam!- to me), I warned him not to get tempted, and he...well. I didn't even know robots could have sex.
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I’m a relatively new resident here, I used to just be tourist.
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Oh, well here’s the post of the report: https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/251251793/0/0
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The End Times
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REPENT! REPENT! THE END IS NIGH! *starts running around frantically yelling "repent" while waving arms*
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*waves goodbye and wonders if I should be doing the same*
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*Grabs you by the shirt* Wait, WHERE IS MY SHOTGUN?!
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*eyes to wide* I don't know!!! But I have one here!! *a pass you a sawed off shotgun for the end of the world.*
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.....nope. Too old. *Throws the shotgun off to the side* I need one of em older shotguns. * [i]ring, ring ring![/i]*
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That's the spirit!
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Oh excuse me. *Opens up phone* Hello? Ah yes Donny! Uh huh. Yeah.....wait what? Who? *Quickly glances at you and motions for one moment alone with the phone*
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That doesn't sound good...
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*Motions again* Uh huh. Gotcha. Thanks D. *Closes phone* You and I need to have a talk.
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...Sure I'm all ears
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Apparently one of your “buddies” broke into my safe in the Offtopic Bank, and stole a very important document that belongs to me. I’m gonna need it back.
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All right, here you go. *passes The document and anything else you had in there to you.* Have a good day, friend
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Uh huh. Thanks. *walks away eyeing you eerily*
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Your welcome for getting your stuff out of the bank Serpent was sinking into the ground!
