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12/20/2017 4:38:20 AM
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Louis The Epileptic Hawk?
Did the Dawning just make a joke about Hawthorne's Glitchy Bird?
I just got a Gift Specification to make sedatives for him.
amused
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That's pretty funny. Reminds me of the D1 quest step where we had to put on an Atheon mask & fall off the map.
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16 RepliesI'd like to give a shout out to all those guardians who kept their celery and raisins throughout all of Destiny 1.
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3 RepliesI had to make a necklace for Banshee that contained artificial memories of his previous lives “You can tell in his eyes how appreciative he is” You can tell in his eyes His eyes [b]BOI[/b] His eyes are fixed blue nightlights. How are we supposed to tell his emotion??
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Louis was a max grimoire, solo raider, Trials flawless D1 player, his reaction to D2 and being 'domesticated' and relegated to endless public events and having to listen to endless repeats of barked 'byes!!' from his lesbian handler, is sadly obvious...
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1 ReplyThese are the things that give me a little more faith back in bungie. Never forget jump off of the tower as Atheon.
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[quote]Did the Dawning just make a joke about Hawthorne's Glitchy Bird? I just got a Gift Specification to make sedatives for him. amused[/quote] for the first time in a long, long time, a videogame made me laugh in real life. This is some hecking comedy gold
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3 RepliesFor a second I thought you said “aroused” rather than “amused”
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Edited by HollowedWayfarer: 12/21/2017 4:39:33 AMThe gift for Rahool is a lump of coal shaped like an engram Cayde's gift is actually for his pet chicken, Colonel. It is a little horn and cape so he looks like Cayde
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3 RepliesHe's always been like that for me. It's like he flickers, and does some quick head banging, then goes back to normal after a couple of seconds.
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1 ReplyI'm still waiting for my "Two Tokens and a Blue" emblem. [spoiler] But seriously, that needs to be a thing. [/spoiler]
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1 ReplyI love the way Bungie parodies their own bugs and dev miscues. It's kind of sad that they can't produce stable, functional content and need to mock themselves for it.
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7 RepliesI'm still trying to figure out if the gifts are random, or maybe the requirements for making them are, or what. I only had a chance to do one so far, and it was for a ghost. I had to make throat lozenges for Shaxx because of all the yelling he does when you go on a kill streak.
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even the developers know that this game is a joke.
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9 RepliesI have to make drinks for Amanda Holliday. She flies drunk? Judas Priest, if I'd have known that I would never have got on board her ship in the first place.
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They didn't fix it. THANK GOD!
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Almost as good as the chicken-sized horn and cape for Cayde6.
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Edited by zooksiee: 12/21/2017 1:41:34 AM
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1 ReplyLame AF..
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Thought they fixed that.
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They already fixed him.
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2 RepliesI’ve not seen this item yet, but i have witnessed Louis “vibrating” back and forth and up and down at hi-speed. Me and my kid couldn’t stop laughing. Wish i’d recorded it. -G
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Yep, also Hawthorne would like to have that years ago, but finally Louis can have his medicine.
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That is genuinely hilarious. Cant wait to get some if those sedatives.
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Yeah.
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Bath salts Birdy
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Another bird brained idea from Bungie....
