Read as much cancerous posts on the internet as you can

Start making more music because with that username, you must have faked your death in the 90s.

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Drink oil

Call 911 and try to cough it up.

Keep drinking. There's no going back.

What stomedy did [spoiler] ...a casual loop within this toggler's mechanism suggests that the toggling process somehow binds space and time into... [/spoiler]

Call poison control instead of posting.