I've worked at 3 retail stores before... So many freaking idiots buying sh*t clearly to big for their cars and looking at me with this stupid crayola eating expression and saying "Will it fit?" Meanwhile in my mind I'm scrapping up what's left of my sanity to politely say "No,This item is too big". >Lady buys a futon, asks for my assistance >pulls up in a 2 seater convertible >Will it fit? ....No >Dude buys a bed frame >pulls up in a freaking Chevy Cavalier >The bed frame was literally longer than his car. >Will it fit? I didn't answer him. I couldn't. >Lady buys a baby crib >car to small >tells me I don't know what I'm doing. >I agree,Clearly I don't. Manager come out. My Manager being the beautiful Amazon she was, pretty much breaks the box and probably the crib to get it in. I zone out recalling how alarmingly strong my Manger is. >lady looks at me and says,"You let a woman show you up!" >I look at what's left of her baby crib..now all smashed up, "Yes,I've lost here". Then went back to my sh*tty job. >person buys 50inch+ TV >Pulls up in a 2 Door >repeat this many times over the course of a year. >4 Grown Men buy a 32 inch TV >Pull up in a nice big Van >ask for my assistance >Are you f*cking serious?Why do you need my help? >Customer Mad >comes to me, "I was going to buy [expensive item here] but not anymore!" What I think :I do not care...I push carts,and I'm still getting paid Friday,what do you want form me? What I say: I'm so sorry you experienced that inconvenience,Is there anything I can do to change your mind? D: Customer: No! *Nose up* *walks away* Me: Anyway-_- *goes back to pushing carts.