Greetings guardians of year 2! I am a guardian from year 3, and I have just escaped from the future through a vex portal to warn you all of the plague of my people, so you can prevent it before it is too late!!
This plague has a name... "Speaker's light" it is a consumable that will soon be created by Tess Everest, the greatest enemy of my people. It is sold for 50 silver, and the description reads "boosts light level by 20 for one hour". This DOES stack with current light, essentially raising the maximum light cap.
-Bungee said it was to help new players reach end game content faster.
-They said it was not unbalanced because the levels themselves still have the same light requirement, so you don't truly need it.
-But without it you cannot compete in Trials.
-You cannot be competitive in Iron Banner.
-No one will take you on raids without it.
-LFG listings are filled with "must have year 3 ghorn, must have at least 5 speakers light".
Bungee says they are working on a solution, but they have said that for months!! These are all LIES!! [b]LIES!!!![/b]
Speak now while you still have a chance to stop this Guardians! Do not make me relive the same fate twice!
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Edited by Slapdash_ID: 10/14/2015 8:06:51 PMTemporal paradox. You came from the future to warn us about something so we can stop it in the present before it happens which would negate the reason for you traveling back which means you never showed up to warn us. Unless you came from an alternate timeline in which case your warning is pointless since we can't change your timeline. Also if you came from an alternate timeline it would mean our timeline doesn't necessarily unfold in the same way which similarly makes your warning pointless.....aaaaaaaand I've gone cross eyed now.
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Are there traffic cones in the future?
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Praydeth is that you?
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I laughed.
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Seems legit
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Edited by Arron Rift: 10/14/2015 7:05:26 PMWhy is no one listening to me!!!???? -resumes sulking in Eris's corner-
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Ok future boy. Who's president of the United States in 2016? Donald Trump. Donald Trump? The actor? I suppose you're going to tell me Bill Cosby is the Vice President.
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Wow. Bungie is losing their minds.
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Light cap raising consumables, if ever a thing, will most likely not be allowed in PvP just like ammo synthesis. You'll probably have to be in a "combat zone" like patrol or a mission, and it will cancel any remaining time if you go into a multiplayer match with it active.
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Hey future guy, do they ever release a year 2 or 3 no land beyond? *gives you a hug*
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Finally I shall be the lightiest guardian! I shall shine brightly like pressured carbon!