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Edited by Teeters Gamer:
8/18/2015 6:27:02 AM
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Caught your girlfriend cheating stories
So the fair was yesterday and I was going to hang out with my girlfriend who later said she was at soccer, so I'm walking around and go into the goat barn to find my girlfriend kissing another kid from my soccer team....ouch....
Edit: she then got mad at me for being mad at her and now she says that I am a F boy
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1 ReplyCaught my girl cheating on me. Had a big argument with her, and by the end of it we decided to have sex one last time, and then break up. What she didn't know was that I had a funny yet overly complicated plan. So we went to our room at the time and start banging face to face, but she doesn't notice that I've left the window open. After a while I tell her I wanted to do doggy style so she turns around. While she's not looking my best friend sneaks in through the window and takes my place while I hop out. I go around to the front of the house and in the front door where I then walk in on them having sex and yell out "WTF is this?" She was so damned confused. Lol
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3 Replies[i]I am chinese and live in china, I caught my wife cheating on me with my boss, I walked into the bedroom and whipped him with my belt then -blam!- my wife. It is legal here to -blam!- your wife if you are married to her.[/i] [i]I then deposited all of my Assets to an offshore account and divorced her.[/i]
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1 ReplyWas playing super smash bros. absolutely destroying her. Hammer drops and she unplugs my controller and proceeds to kill me. Safe to say I divorced her shortly after.
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I was at this bar one time. This gril came up to me and was like "Hey, that beer you're drinking is pretty good. I have a 6 pack and a ps4 back at the apartment." So, I said "lead the way, miss". We get up there and have a couple beers each. Played some DoA. Nothing major. Neither one of us made any advances. After a couple hours, I didn't even know what was about to go down, we hear someone at the door. Tried the handle, but she had locked it. So I ask "you have room mates?" She just looks at me with this twisted "[b][u]Oh -blam!-[/u][/b] look on her face. Turns out it's the boyfriend who keeps his lacrosse stick right by the door. While they were exchanging confused looks, I took the liberty of finishing both our beers, hopped over the couch as he was going for the lacrosse stick. "Hey man, i'm not for violence against women. Lemme get to the stairs before you do anything with that, ok?" He looked me dead in the face with the crazy eye, but by the time he was able to react, i'm pretty sure i was halfway down the first flight of stairs.
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Wait... you have goats on your soccer team and your gf was kissing one? I'd say you dodged a bullet man. IDK about you but girls that are into animals aren't my thing.
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Well once I got caught cheating, my right hand walked in the room while I was -blam!-ing my left hand
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2 RepliesYea man my girl was screen watching me
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Me and my girlfriend like to have handjob sessions, I'm not lying when I say she's [i]really[/i] good at it. Now I make a new friend and introduce her to my girlfriend. Blah blah blah, I caught her fingering that new girl. To be honest though I wasn't really mad. [spoiler]my left hand is such a terrible person though.[/spoiler]
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I was watching... oh wait. [spoiler]I dont have a girlfriend[/spoiler]
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[b][i]Meet Grady, a 29 year old construction worker. After a long day at work he walks into his trailer park home to find his wife in bed with another man[/i][/b] [i]uh uh uh uh[/i] *door opens* [i]GRADY![/i] [i]What the -blam!-???[/i] *beat starts*
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2 RepliesSaw my right hand touch some one else today. That bastard!
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1 ReplyI don't have any [spoiler]forever alone[/spoiler]
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2 RepliesCaught my girlfriend making an illegal move in chess. [spoiler]The cheating bitch[/spoiler]
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Were I live we just beat our wives wooooo Louisiana hell yaaa
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My condolences.
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Wyf did u do then
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Inb4cheatingatmonopoly
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2 RepliesAs far as I know my hands have never cheated
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Sounds like a pre school story
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Did you kill her and break the other guys dick?
