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Edited by jeremsh:
7/1/2015 3:57:34 AM
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My ballsack is itchy. If you fix it you get a pony.
Fix it
Pony count: The Architects has 10 pony= most
Work for your ponies!!!!
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#Offtopic
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4 RepliesCut it off.
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-blam!-ING SMASH IT WITH AN AXE LIKE A MAN
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baby powder, gold bond. The gold bond will make your balls feel like a snow globe for a few mins.
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Dip it in liquid wax and wait for it to harden.
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Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks. The bollocks I knew and loved are gone now. In their place is a maroon coloured bag of agony which sends stabs of pain up my body every time it grazes against my thigh or an article of clothing. I am suffering so that you don't have to. Heed my lesson. DO NOT PUT ON KNOB AND BOLLOCKS.
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1) pull down your pants 2) place balls on table 3) shoot balls with 44 magnum 4) cry like a bitch 5) notice itching has stoped 6) have a party 7) pass out due to blood loss 8) wake up in hopital 9) pay medical bills 10) lose your house 11) live on the street 12) die of starvation [spoiler]at least your balls don't itch anymore[/spoiler]
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I want a dragon tho :/
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The pinch and roll technique. Pinch loose skin in the itchy area and roll between your index finger and thumb.
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Microwave it
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Itches your balls
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Use a cheese grater to calm the itching.
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Deez nuts
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Stick it in salt water and then put sandpaper on a drill and spin it around on it. Then use the oven.
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2 Replies1)Find sharp object 2)Grasp balls firmly 3)use sharp object to remove the balls from the body 4)wait until solar noon 5)sun dry balls 6)grind dried out balls into fine powder 7)snort dried ball powder 8)f[u]u[/u]ck bitches 9)profit?
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1 ReplyThree words Steel.wool.brush.
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1 Reply*Shaq walks in* Here, have some Goldbond baby powder.
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1 ReplyTake a shower and run hot water over it.
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1 ReplyPut your treadmill on 9 hold onto the bars and sit down. [spoiler][b]hold on tight[/b][/spoiler]
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1 Reply>leave thread >ask Blew for pony
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I shall sacrifice the pony to engra
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2 RepliesWhile a jet plane is going in for a landing stick it out of the hatch over the runway. The runway will do the rest.
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4 RepliesTake a shower to get the poison Ivy off. If that doesn't work then a knife works fine.
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3 RepliesFirst get YOU a pony Smother ballsack with something pony likes Pony does the rest FreePony4me
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1 ReplyScratch it with your nails, dingus.
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2 RepliesEdited by FafenirXKing: 7/1/2015 3:37:42 AM*sticks it in a blender and turns blender on* it cannt be itchy if you dont have it
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2 RepliesFlamethrower will fix it ;)
