Well I was over at the X girlfriends house have some sexy fun time. She told her mom she was sick so she wouldn't be going to work or school, but she really did it so I could come over early and do are thing. We knew her mom got off at 5pm and it was 8am. We hung out all day having a blast! It was 3:30pm and she made me mac-n-cheese but I am very lactose intolerant. So at 4pm after eating I had to shit so bad. I told her I was going to ruin her toilet and I did. Was naked since I got there and in the middle of my diarrhea attack her mom comes home early. My girlfriend runs up the stairs telling me just to go and hide in her room. I was whispering to her in a panicked voice I haven't whipped yet. She told me just go in now! So as I jump in she jumps on the toilet naked, door open with her mom coming up the stairs. I can hear everything, it was just a small two story apartment. Her mom was saying "damn is that you?" " You really are sick!" I find a towel to wipe myself with. Her mom walks in the bathroom with her still pretending to poop, asks her why she is naked, why is the door open, and why are you so sweety? She blames it to being sick and home alone. She flushed and it didn't go down all the way. Her mom went in to use it and yells " there is shit still the toilet!" The girlfriend gives me my clothes that were laying on her floor near her bed. Tells her mom that she needs to go to target and pick up stuff for her belly. When they left I ran out of the house and went straight home. I called her 10 mins after leaving and apologized and thanked her and told her I love her. She thought it was funny and glad she didn't get caught. It was -blam!-ing ruff. Adrenaline rush but it sucked.

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