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Modifié par Anonymous :
4/16/2015 4:16:18 AM
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what's the worst thing you can say on your first date?
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1 commentaireDo you wanna head back to my place? I'm sure mom and dad are gone.
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2 commentairesDon't you hate when you have assbutter?
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1 commentaireHopefully the condom [i]works[/i] this time...
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1 commentaireHitler did nothing wrong [spoiler]She's jewish[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireI have to register monthly but I'll save that talk for another day.
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20 commentairesWe would make beautiful kids. Apparently that wasn't the right answer to the 'what are you thinking?' question.
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3 commentaires[quote]You heard me[/quote] How much money do you make per hour/year?
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Ay bby u want sum fuk?
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( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
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want some crack?
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My mom says you're a 10.
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I'm banana joe... Banana joe's gonna get ya
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"Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?" [i]or[/i] "Oh shit...you're a woman!?" [i]or[/i] "Could you close your eyes for a second? I just want to imagine what you look like unconscious."
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So how are you "barf"
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*lifts up shirt* "Hey, can you make sure this bomb is working? You just have to press this button..."
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How much do I owe you?
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I have a 40 year old man child still living at home.
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*answers phone* hang on it's the wife.
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1 commentaire"I finger woman for a living" -gynecologist (Read this off a confession post)
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Can we meld our souls to transcend humanity?
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You look just like my mom! Doesn't she look just like you mom?
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So was this like as friends
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Modifié par King Nanix : 9/6/2015 4:02:03 PMAnything about their Ex -_-
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If the girl says "I can't wait until we're married and have babies together" Throw the holy hand grenade and RUN AWAY!
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I can smell your chlamydia from here.
