And then try and prove other people wrong!
(Remember, this is not a boast thread! keep it real!)
I'll start:
Been groped by a ladyboy.
I killed a deathclaw with a tire iron.
Eaten insects. (and so has everyone else apparently!)
Stood inches away from a leg amputation.
Run round a hotel naked.
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Modifié par wrightstuff03 : 1/8/2014 12:26:02 AMFound two condoms in my primary school(4yrs-13yrs) in one day[spoiler]used condoms[/spoiler]and swallowed a small magnetic ball 3yrs ago and still haven't pooped it out
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17 commentairesModifié par DarkestSeptagon : 1/5/2014 1:41:00 AMSomeone once tried to murder me and my family. [spoiler]So have been at gunpoint[/spoiler]
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Autofellatio upside-down.
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1 commentaireShare birthday with Adolf Hitler.
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I've brewed over 2,000,000 gallons of beer in my lifetime. Met Rob Zombie. MC Frontalot bought me a beer, and also sneaked me and some friends in through the backstage at PAX one year. Sewed my friend into the couch when he passed out drunk (think Gulliver's Travels). I bought my father a car when I turned 18 (instead of the other way around). I blew through over $150,000 in two years with nothing to show for it. I was the doorman at what was supposedly one of the deadliest bars in the U.S. in Dutch Harbor, Alaska.
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Seems like I'm the only Floodian who's rocking a set of crew wings. Charlie was a grunt, Colby is a grunt, Decoy was signal, Bobcast is a surgeon officer guy, and everyone else seems to be air force...
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16 commentairesI was a cheerleader for 7 years. I bled internally for 12 days. I pushed a baby out of my vagina. (I know other mommies on this site but none that actually post in the mains really) That's all I can think of.
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I drank a glass of orange juice and didn't succumb to the massive amount of toxic lead dissolved in it by my evil nemesis Carmen Sandiego. Then I hunted that bitch down and shot her in the stomach where she was carrying our lovechild because it was actually the spawn of something close to Satan but not quite all the way there.
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2 commentairesI had a bowl of nails this morning...
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Accomplished a Marlboro man. Stole a pack of natural lights from a Budweiser truck. That's all I can think of that no one else on here might not have done before, and, I just woke up.
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12 commentairesLost my virginity (kek) Lost my virginity to someone 5 years older (in all seriousness I doubt anyone will match this one) Been SPL of a Scout troop Hiked a mountain from the base Jerked off during a regular, non-sexual phone conversation Jerked off in a church
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Surfed the same wave with my daughter. Grow weed in a school zone and harvest for the last 5 years. Survive a 17 foot fall and walk away. Have sex 5 times a month for a year. Have the same job for ten years.
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Found a decapitated pig head in the woods behind my school. I didn't find it personally, but it was recess and people started gathering around this one spot near the woods. 4th grade I think.
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Be the real second-class.
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3 commentairesTurn on an fire alarm on a shopping mall.
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5 commentairesI did that when I posted my first Tinkerbell thread.
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Modifié par MoReCoWbELLx2x1 : 1/6/2014 9:34:06 PMStunned a bunch of black Haitians by showing them that white guys can climb a coconut tree 25 feet in the air and get a coconut just like they can. Play college soccer GOML
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3 commentairesI am SecondClass.
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Been on the Chicago Board of Trade trading floor
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10 commentairesCruised the Nile in egypt during christmas. 50 mile hike into the alpine region known as the wind range Fly fished the rivers from the story [i]A river runs through it.[/i] Sat in the air boss seat on a ACC while watching jets launch and land Shot a fully automatic M240 Threesome with two women Slept with a woman of every 'color' Traveled to 25+ countries, and 48 states Ill add more as i remember
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I found a Salvation Army bucket with TWO people ringing bells. Needless to say, I gave $2.
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Rappelled down city hall in Toronto. Beaten Cancer Can't think of anything else.
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1 commentaire1000 hours logged on Dark Souls!
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meatspin.
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1 commentaireModifié par starrycat : 1/6/2014 7:05:59 AMHardcore furious baby gay- lesbian hobbit porn. Space ducks. I tasted semen and it was delicious! I gave yo mamma a blowjob
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repelled out of a black hawk.