Ah, but have you tried the...no, I shouldn't speak of native secrets
English
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Interesting. A mystery
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*Quickly shuts a cardboard box* What? No secrets! Absoballaluteley no mysteries....
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I see. Actually I do not believe you
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Oh... Well, that didn't work. *Holds box behind me*
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What’s in the box ring? I am warlock Holmes a great detective with constant curiosity. I will find what is in that box if I have to march down to Texas myself. Such a long march but I will find out.
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Alright, I shall share the secret. *Opens the box* Behold! *Inside is chicken fried steak and barbecue, but that is not what I was hiding.* Donuts! Gourdough's Donuts. They are huge, smothered in literally any topping you could want (I mean that, you can have chicken or bacon on it, not my style, but it points to how much options there are.) Banana pudding donuts! Cream cheese cherry donut bombs! Sure, you should probably only go to this place once a year but still, it's so good. It also has high ratings too, it also has a restaurant now, which I find silly, but I haven't tried their other food so I can't judge.
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Ughhh, Gordoughs. I haven’t been there in over a year but I can still feel the donut in my arteries.
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That's power of their donuts, friend. Sometimes I wonder if it's just an evil plot to hurt us
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That sounds good. Too good. Especially how quickly you gave away your secrets. [spoiler]suspicious? Maybe. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Maybe, but I'm still holding my ice cream secrets ---wait! You didn't hear that![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]hah! Ice cream! But misinformation is a common distraction so I do not know if I believe you. Tell me what is in the box or face a wizards wrath![/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Wait, are you a wizard or warlock?[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]Wizard of course. Just warlock Holmes sounds closer to Sherlock Holmes as the play on words [/spoiler]
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Modifié par TexasJedi_705 : 11/26/2019 1:54:20 AM[spoiler]*casts 4 beams of Agonizing blast w/ Max CHA at once* FEAR MY CANTRIPS[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*hits a illusion of me* Fear is not power. It is a constant feeling of dread and suspension. Now try to find me. [/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*casts magic missiles*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*you must see the target. Currently there is only a illusion and a voice*[/spoiler]
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[spoiler]*uses sentinel raven to search for the wizard that really should be a mastermind rogue or a knowledge Cleric*[/spoiler]
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*the raven does not see the mage by any normal means for the wizard is hidden magically.* “You can’t catch me Tex. You should leave now since you can.” [spoiler]why would I be a mastermind rouge or a knowledge cleric. I’m a scholar of the universe and totally a wizard. [/spoiler]
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Modifié par TexasJedi_705 : 11/26/2019 2:27:24 AM*casts detect magic* [spoiler]Roleplay reasons[/spoiler]
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Modifié par Warlock Holmes : 11/26/2019 2:33:42 AM*your spell detects illusionary magic by the illusion of the wizard but nothing else within 30 feet always form you.* [spoiler]but did I just not share roleplaying reasons. I am not a rouge that uses charisma and deception, I am not a cleric that worships gods of knowledge. I am a wizard, the apex of arcane and a scholar of arcane magic and the universe as we know it. [/spoiler]
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*leaves and takes a souvenir item*
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*could you make me a Intelligence save?*
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[spoiler]hold on, let me get my steampunk d20[/spoiler] 19!
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Modifié par Warlock Holmes : 11/26/2019 2:48:04 AM*ok take 31 psychic damage and suddenly large walls of glowing blue magic flame spring up in a circle around you. The magic fire roaring up to the ceiling. * [spoiler]So close [/spoiler] Edit: also I forgot to add I appear about 100 feet away a