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Modifié par Romans43 :
7/8/2019 4:59:38 PM
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What are 5 things you would want people to say about you at your funeral?
Edit:
Mine:
1. I was loyal, faithful
2. I put others before myself
3. I was firm in my faith
4. I loved my family
5. I was not too lazy to solve a problem
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1 commentaire1) I call upon the ancient lords of the underworld, To bring forth this beast and, 2) Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken, Take the land, that must be taken. 3) Awaken, awaken, awaken, awaken, Devour worlds, smite forsaken 4) Rise up from your thousand year-old sleep, Break forth from your grave eternally. 5) I command you to rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise, rise.
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1. Did Karen take the kids? 2. There's a settlement that needs your help. I'll mark it on your map Lol idk
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Just drop me in the middle of the ocean from a pelican
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1 How much money did he leave me. What? That is hardly worth the trouble of coming to his funeral. 2 Well at least there is free coffee and cake. 3 Bah this coffee tastes like shit. 4 And this cake is 3 days overdue. 5 Wait, what do you mean he is still alive, I came all the way up here for nothing?
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1. "Hello there it's me, the dead guy burning right there." - me right now 2. Why are we having this? He told us not to do this. 3. That mother-blam!-er was somehow always finding new ways to get on my nerves. 4. ... 5. piss off ghost.
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1. “Did he really do that?” 2. “That’s how I want to go out!” 3. “He’s an idiot.” 4. “Brilliant!” 5. “He’s a psycho.”
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1 commentaire1.i 2.was 3.a 4.good 5.boy
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Modifié par Ravioli : 7/10/2019 4:15:20 AMWhat I want people to say at my funeral: -Eat a dick -You made many mistakes and regretted them all, but accepted all of them and learned -I told you Cornflakes aren’t healthy -Those damn video games.. -You meant something to me, I’m going to miss you Edit: I’ll allow myself to add a sixth one -I told him “fuсk off“ so many times but I never actually wanted him to fuсk off
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"How the hell did he let us run out of Whiskey?"
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Modifié par Helveck : 7/9/2019 9:01:06 PMDouble post. I blame the Webmaster.
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1 commentaireThe only thing I'd want them to say is the truth. Whatever that may be to them, just get it out.
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1 commentaireModifié par Cobravert : 7/8/2019 8:13:59 PMI'm honestly not planning to have a funeral. Not a traditional one anyhow. Death, like birth and marriage are commercial industries. Due to the stupid costs of which; I plan on being cremated, having my son's have a small get together with family and friends at my house, and then when they are able - take my ashes with them on a vacation to Daytona Beach and put some of them onto the Start/Finish line of the Daytona International Speedway, and the rest spread out onto the beach and into the waves at twilight. I'd rather they remember me with the family and friends at home instead of a funeral home or church, where everyone can be more relaxed and see my life as it was, and then revisit where we vacationed the most together. Remembering the funeral seems to be more draining to me.
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“Woah, he actually isn’t dead and this whole situation was just a misunderstanding that caused him no harm or discomfort at all. Luckily he won’t even have to pay for this suddenly useless funeral”.
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Something in latin, as preferably I will live long enough to see the return of the glorious empire of Rome.
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Just one thing: I loved God
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Modifié par Steel Assassin : 7/9/2019 4:20:54 AMI formally make my call for a Speaker for the Dead. Let the truth, good and bad, be laid bare so that those who loved me may finally know me. Edit: Somewhat misread topic. Hm. I don't care what they say. Be cool if it was at least accurate, though.
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1) He was such a critical som-of'a-bich. 2) How much longer do we have to sit here and listen to this? 3) I can't believe he insisted to have an open casket in his will when there's so little left of him. 4) Is that really the best picture of him that they could find? 5) It's about god damn time.
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that dude got me loaded. 🤘🏽
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1.) He is a xombie, shouldn't we burn his body? 2.) Why is the only thing being served at this place molasses cookies and sweet tea? 3.) Who won the bet on his deadpool? 4.) Why is he in the coffin upside down in assless chaps with a sign and arrow pointing towards his bum saying, "Kiss here to pay respects. 5.) Why is there a Viagra dispenser in the bathroom?
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1 commentaire1. Dat ass 2. Dat ass 3. Dat ass 4. Dat ass 5. Damn he thicc boi [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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That I was nice to be around.
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Let’s see: 1. It’s a beautiful day outside 2. Birds are chirping 3. Flowers are blooming 4. On days like these kids like you... 5. Are not gonna make sans references because that would be inappropriate to the situation... *coughs in megalovania * [spoiler]dooh dooh doo dooh[/spoiler]
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1 commentairePretty much all I want.
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1 commentaireModifié par CAMMAX008 : 7/8/2019 9:21:16 PM1."he was rich af" 2."he lived happily [enough]" 3."Now we shall cremate the body-" 4."CANCEL THE CREMATION! I just got a notification in my contact lens saying that there's a free cure for death!" 5."looks like it's time to dig up some bodies..." [spoiler]⠐⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠂ ⠄⠄⣰⣾⣿⣿⣿⠿⠿⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣆⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⡀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⠋⣉⣉⣉⡉⠙⠻⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣇⠔⠈⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠛⢉⣤⣶⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣦⡀⠹⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⠃⠄⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡄⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⢠⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠿⠿⠿⠿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⡿⠁⣰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠋⠄⠄⠄⣠⣄⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⡿⠁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡇⠄⢀⡴⠚⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡏⢠⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠃⢰⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⣿⣿⠴⠋⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢀⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠃⠈⠁⠄⠄⢀⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡟⢀⣾⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢸⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄⠄⠄⢶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠏⢀⣾⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣷⣶⣶⣶⣶⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠋⣠⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣼⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⢻⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠈⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⡿⠟⢁⣴⣿⣿⣿⣿⠗⠄⠄⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣆⠈⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠿⠛⣉⣤⣾⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣇⠠⠺⣷⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⣿⣿⣦⣄⣈⣉⣉⣉⣡⣤⣶⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⠉⠁⣀⣼⣿⣿⣿⠄⠄ ⠄⠄⠻⢿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣿⣶⣶⣾⣿⣿⡿⠟⠄⠄ ⠠⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄⠄[/spoiler]
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1. Well he was entertaining... 2. Looks like a thunderstorm is rolling in... 3. That doesn't look like a Bible... And im sure that's not a priest! 4. Oh god he's rising from the grave! 5. Whaaaaaat aaaaaarrrreeee yooooouuuuuuuu!!??
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I'm probably not going to have a funeral. I'll die alone and unnoticed, and no one will know I'm gone until the smell outside my house/apartment gets too bad.
