What if everything you ever wanted... WAS TO KICK ME IN THE FACE!? FOREVER! THEN YOU NEED TO DOWNVOTE THIS POST!! PUT THOSE SWEET-ASS VOTES IN THE BIN AND YOU WILL -blam!-ING DECIMATE THINGS WITH YOUR OPINION. THEY ARE GEMS. YOU WILL LOOK GLAMOROUS LIKE A STYLISH LADY WHILE YOU DOWNVOTE SOMEONE IN THEIR POST SO HARD THEIR TEETH GO FLYING OUT OF THEIR ASSHOLE! YOUR OPINION IS BEDAZZLED! BEDAZZLED WITH THESTRENGTH OF 1,000 KODIAK BEARS IF KODIAK BEARS GAVE ZERO -blam!-S ABOUT OTHERS AND EVOLVED TO DO SWEET DOWNVOTING! YOU WILL SET YOUR CHILD ON YOUR KNEE TO GIVE HIM SOUND FATHERLY ADVICE ANDTHAT CHILD WILL -blam!-ING EXPLODE BECAUSE YOUR OPINION IS INSTANT DEATH! YOUR SON WILL DIE! YOUR WIFE WILL DIVORCE YOU! YOU WILL DIE ALONE ATOP THE MOUNTAIN OF POSTS YOU'VE LEFT IN YOUR WAKE AS YOUR LIFE DISSOLVES INTO A NIGHTMARISH HELLSCAPE OF VIOLENCE AND DEPRAVITY! YOU WILL TAKE DOWNVOTES INTO THE FORUMS AND YOU WILL MASSACRE POSTS! YOU WILL -blam!- THEM UP! YOU WILL DOWNVOTE SHERIFFS! DENIED! GET THAT CHALK SCRIBBLING THE -blam!- OUT OF HERE! YOU WILL DOWNVOTE RADIANT ROLE-PLAYERS AND CAUSE THEM TO WEEP RADIANT TEARS! YOU WILL DOWNVOTE SENATE MEMBERS...CAREFULLY.... YOU WILL DOWNVOTE OTHER GAME MASTERS IN THEIR POSTS, DIVING INTO THEIR NEON DISCO ROLE-PLAYING PARTIES BLIND AS SHIT AND DOWNVOTE THEM WITH YOUR ENERGY OPINION! IT IS YOUR POST NOW SO -blam!- THAT GU---wait, shit...THE POST IS LOCKED BECAUSE OF YOU GODDAMMIT WHY THE -blam!- DID YOU DO THAT!? YOU WILL RUIN YOUR K/D LIKE I HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE ADDICTED TO THE SWEET, SWEET SOUND OF INSTANT DOWNVOTE DEATH! YOU WILL CATCH SO MANY SALTY BLASTS TO THE FACE AND IT WILL BE WORTH IT WHEN YOU DOWNVOTE A MODERATOR THE -blam!- OUT BEFORE HE CAN LOCK UP YOUR POSTS! EVERY PAINFUL BAN WILL BE VALIDATED AS YOUR OPINION COLLIDES WITH A FIERY OFFTOPICAN’S FAGGY GOAT HAT SO HARD THAT HE'S RENDERED BRAIN-DAMAGED AND HIS FAMILY FIGHTS WITH THE STATE OF TEXAS TO TAKE HIM OFF OF LIFE-SUPPORT! HE WILL LIVE OFF OF TUBES! BECAUSE OF TEXAAAAAAS! DOWNVOOTTTEESSS!