Long ago in the far off Kingdom of Moronica this brave dimwitted sole 🤪 left all that he knew in search of adventure and free stuff. 🎢 He soon stumbled upon a kingdom of Fearless Warriors who invited him to join their Clan. 🌈 All looked promising and our young knucklehead was given the simplest of tasks. Be steadfast and ready to fight! Sadly our poor Imbecile saw something shiny 💎 in the distance and wondered off and became hopelessly lost. 😱 Frightened and confused he aimlessly wondered about until he ran into a band of brave knights. 👑 They took pity upon the poor Wretch. 🤪 Long story short he screwed that up to! Now forever doomed to hop from clan to clan in search of perfection that he will never find, because he has the brain 🧠 of an Ape! Moral of the story you can't fix stupid! 😋 🇺🇲 Check out Lt. Elhew's Marines. We have a few open spots for a smart Guardian like you! 🎮 15 to enlist. PS4. Must be an English 🗣 speaking mic user! We do all end game content. PVP and PVE. No Marine is left behind. 🎫 Put Lt. Elhew's Marines into your clan search. Next inspect clan. Then request to join. Semper Fi.