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Modifié par Girraffalope :
5/4/2019 5:58:34 PM
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I'm suing Ult Loot Crate for spelling my name wrong. In need of a legal team
Loot spelled my name wrong, so now I'm suing for 1,000,000 dollars.
Reply if you would like to join my team of attorneys to assist me in winning this case
Welcome to court, motherfu[i]c[/i]ker
[b]The Team:[/b]
Toaster
LucklessEmerald
Disciple4Christ4
LordGraviton
Hammer
Golden_Owl_YT
Kittimu
Snow Mexican
Though I can have as many lawyers as I want, I must limit the role of speaking attorney to one person. I choose Toaster as my speaking attorney
[b]Court Security Guards:[/b]
ECCHO SIERRA (head of security) (hella guns)
ATitanSquirrell
WiErDScIeNcE11
Lukerfr
RingLeader77
Varvatos Vex
ACROCANTHUS
LordDoggo
[b]Witnesses:[/b]
Notorious Zbruh
Batpug74
SquarerTrout41
[b]Reporter:[/b]
kingjulianmort
English
#Offtopic
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Can I also be a scribe? [spoiler]is that the actual term?[/spoiler]
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Modifié par Duck : 5/4/2019 11:41:03 PMIs there a way to add me in that? Edit: Forget this post
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10 commentairesModifié par Loot : 5/3/2019 10:44:24 PM... Everyone working against me, don't be surprised if you wake up buried in credit card debt... [spoiler]not included in the DLC[/spoiler]
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What time is the trial set for
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2 commentairesIs there still space? [spoiler]perhaps you could join the void...[/spoiler]
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i’ll be a juror
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1 commentaireI'll be the guy in the gallery that shouts "hang him!!!" At inappropriate intervals.
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Who's the bailiff, for when he enters the well w/o asking too, so the bailiff can tackle him?
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I'll be the kidnapped spouse of one of the jurors. *mumbles sadly through duct tape*
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For some reason some veterans affairs group thought my sisters were old men that fought in wars and kept sending us mail. They called my sister “Jacob” in them, she thought it was the greatest thing ever and so took markers and drew a beard on her face.
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[quote]The case has been accepted by the offtopician courts. We'll contact you shortly.[/quote] ^Wyoming
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I took a law class in highschool. Put me in coach you need me out there!
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Whose the judge? Cause I’d do a fantastic job
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Can I be the Balif (idk how to spell)
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2 commentairesI'll be the gavil
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3 commentairesI have decided I want to be on the jury
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2 commentairesModifié par RollTide2235 : 5/4/2019 1:58:42 AMI can be the dude that sits by the judge and types on the teeny weeny typewriter as people talk.
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[i]This is starting to look like it will be the grisliest case Offtopica has seen yet. Threats have been made by Loot Crate, but Girraffalope is yet to back down. I’m kingjulianmort, reporting from KRAPofftopicnews, your number two choice for news. Tune it tomorrow for more information. [/i]
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7 commentairesModifié par blaw_pt_atc : 5/3/2019 8:03:23 PMCan I be the judge you bribed? [spoiler]i really just wanna bang the gavel[/spoiler]
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I won’t participate in this...fake court sue.
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I’m excited to see how this plays out
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Dibs on judge
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I’m in for literally whatever this is great
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4 commentairesNeed any more security.
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I’ll be the reporter.
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That's fun [spoiler]Hang loose🤙[/spoiler]
