Before reset, and we are all forced to choose a side, I thought I’d state a few pros and cons on either side.
First: The Vanguard
There is nothing wrong with choosing the Vanguard, as long as you don’t do it because you like Aunor. She’s a snitch. She’s a hypocritical, self righteous little fun governing creepy snitch.
Pros: well obviously if you pick Vanguard you are siding with Shaxx, and that’s a solid reason by itself. You also get to side with Ikora, who is feeling pretty alone and sad, she could you a friend like the Guardian. You also side with Zavala, which some people might think is a con, but some see it as a pro, so we’ll say he’s neutral.
Cons: you side with Aunor, this is a perfectly good reason why not to side with Vanguard.
Second: The Drifter
Pros: he’s dope af. Little suspicious but still dope. If you side with Drifter, you’re a badass, your rogue, your rebellious, your going “it’s not a faze, mom”! And best of all you side against Aunor, boy would I pay to see her face as I walk up behind Drifter, implying my allegiance to him, and then to see her face as I unholster my god-roll masterworked Warden’s Law AND PUT TWO ROUNDS IN HER CHEST BECAUSE WARDEN’S LAW FIRE TWICE FOR ONE TRIGGER-PULL HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE AND THROW HER BODY OUT OF THE DERELICT HEHEHEHEEE THE MAD BOMBER IS IN MY HEAD HEHE HEHEEHE!
Woah, sorry I blanked for a moment, what was I saying? Oh yea, if you side with Drifter you side against Aunor, which is awesome.
Cons: Drifter is still a little shady, so just keep your gun on you.
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CIVIL WAR! CIVIL WAR!
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You... Are you tripping [spoiler]Drifter? 👀[/spoiler] Also... [spoiler]Get off my lawn, dredgen boy[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireActually Shaxx may be with the drifter. In message 5 from Aunor (last one everyone got), Aunor confronts Shaxx. He says that gambit is fine. It’s just like any other strike or out of city risk. The deaths were to non guardian hostiles. And Aunor threatened Shaxx. With a blast of light breaking his wall. And Shaxx honestly I think likes gambit. Maybe not the shadiness of the drifter but the idea at least.
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[b]Drifter[/b] Cons: -you will say “your” instead of “you’re” -he would laugh and then forget about you if you died -he’s a Guardian killer -he plays with the Darkness and Taken like they’re toys -he used to hang out with people who purposely taint themselves with Darkness and see if they can hold on to their own sanity -this guy spies on people who send spies after him because he’s just that suspicious -he gives Guardians weapons to permanently kill each other with -he’s using us as lab rats for the Nine, which might or might not work out in our favor in the end -he drags around a dirty rock with his dirty ship -needs a bath Pros: -loot I guess -tough fights if you’re into that -zero accountability -if you like Darkness and killing other Guardians, sure, go ahead -Dredgen Yor is cool. The other guys are fanboys (including Drifter) [b]Vanguard[/b] Cons: -Cayde’s gone -Zavala is a little too strict and defense-oriented. But he can’t stop you from doing anything anyway -Zavala and Ikora have been depressed since the Red War -Eververse -Everyone is Savathûn In disguise Pros: -Team Bald People -Shaxx -Eva Levante, every Guardian’s grandma -Amanda Holiday -Always missions, targets, and loot -Protecc the Light -Attacc the Darkness -Zavala Snacc the hunger away
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9 commentairesModifié par Grays_KS27 : 3/12/2019 4:21:29 PM[b]Cons:[/b] [quote]•Team Bald People vs Team Needs-a-bath •They’re all Savathûn in disguise •Team Drifter “chilled” on a rock for a year •Team Vanguard has a rock on their map •No Team Sandwich •Taniks isn’t the Hunter Vanguard •Neither side has Randal the Vandal •Team Vanguard killed Draksis •Team Drifter funding program: 1 green coin •One Team is led by an old blue man who encourages Lightbearers to survive, has a smart friend who’s a space-magical girl, wants us to do what he says, has horrible fashion sense, and has a weird no-homo relationship with you… and the other is led by Zavala •Team Can’t-go-two-seconds-without-losing-a-member vs Team Can’t-go-two-seconds-without-changing-his-name •Team Praxic is bada**, but didn’t know about Crota (RIP Wei Ning) •Team Vanguard doesn’t let you go anywhere •Team Drifter constantly sends you through a dumb portal inside a dumb rock pulled by his dumb ship that leads to another dumb rock with dumb aliens on it that you have to fight just like all the dumb aliens the Drifter was already making you fight on all the regular dumb rocks •Team Drifter makes more enemies for you to fight for no reason. •Wether we wanted it or not… •”Hey, you wanna play in my big space rock?” •Space dust…? •Team No-One-Else-Dies vs Team Killing-People-For-No-Good-Reason •Team Friendship vs Team I’m-Cool-Because-I-Have-No-Friends •Golgoroth be thicc af[/quote] [b]Pros:[/b] [quote]•………[/quote]
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1 commentaireTurd sandwich vs Giant douche Place your votes today. [spoiler]gotta watch this episode of southpark now[/spoiler]
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2 commentairesVanguard: Sheldon Drifter: EdgeLords “Eyes up”: Virgin Call each other ‘Guardian’: Owns multiple fedora. Writes fanfic: Neckbeard or 13 Reads fanfic, says it should be lore/says ‘You should work for bungie’: Neckbeard AND 13
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2 commentairesOnly reason I sided with the Vanguard was because my OCD ass would not let me side with drifter even though I really wanted to. The ability to not have full access to the lore section alone is what caused me to be forced to pick Vanguard. Thanks Bungie.
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4 commentairesYou....have a grudge with Aunor I assume? Please do note she takes back the fact that she thought we killed Cayde. It why she gave use the Vanguard quest after all.
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2 commentairesYou know shaq's isn't part of the vanguard right
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1 commentaireThe con is the game Bungie calls Destiny 2 that has me cough up 50,000 glimmer for 4 gambit synths.
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3 commentairesWhere do you even get the quest? Nothing showing up for me, speaking to Drifter does nothing.
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This is one of the funniest things I’ve read on the forum in the 4 years I’ve been here.
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3 commentairesEverybody wants to be gangster... no body wants to live that life...
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2 commentairesDrifter is okay with guardians dead. And Cayde was Vanguard
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What's the difference? I mean physically/tangibly, not lore.
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Thank you for the excellent analysis.
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I was torn between Shaxx, because...[i]the helmet [u]STAYS ON[/u][/i], but ultimately, #TeamDrifter
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I mean this is not really what I ever wanted out of destiny. I never even liked picking a faction. I wanted every part of destiny.
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1. I'll side with the drifter as long as he's not too sus. If he becomes sus, I'll drift over to the vanguard. 2. You good man?
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This speaks to me on a spiritual level.