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2/17/2019 9:23:14 PM
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Me: *walks up to variks* heh so, a vex and an eliksni walk into a bar ...
Variks: yess?
Me: ..... um... aAhhaahah...
Variks: ....
Me: .....please laugh
Variks: I will laugh if only to express my amusement at your failure
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The disappointed thoughts running through my head. First off, why did you try to tell an incomplete joke? Second, did you seriously ask him to laugh? Lastly, how did you expect that to go? Did you think the joke would just complete itself if you thought about it?
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[quote]The disappointed thoughts running through my head. First off, why did you try to tell an incomplete joke? Second, did you seriously ask him to laugh? Lastly, how did you expect that to go? Did you think the joke would just complete itself if you thought about it?[/quote] ...... *sobbing* [spoiler]the joke was completed... the rest of it was me.[/spoiler] [spoiler]i asked him to laugh because his laugh is beautiful and sexy[/spoiler] [spoiler]yes, I hoped something would come to mind, or that he would maybe finish it for me[/spoiler]
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Next time, ask him to tell you a joke. It’ll pan out much better. Maybe practice before you try to tell him the joke so you don’t completely flop upon seeing him. Just try to be natural next time, like you would be talking to another guardian.
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[quote]Next time, ask him to tell you a joke. It’ll pan out much better. Maybe practice before you try to tell him the joke so you don’t completely flop upon seeing him. Just try to be natural next time, like you would be talking to another guardian.[/quote] Me: *walks up to variks* hey Variks... tell me a joke Variks: *opens his mouth* Me: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA OMG you’re so funny stahp *swoons* Variks: .............. Me: *wheezing* Variks: ... are you.... alright? Me: hhhh I’m fiiiiine godyouresof^ckinggorgeous
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WHAT THE -blam!- DID I SAY?! ACT NATURAL!
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HOW?! ITS VARIKS
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RACE DOESN’T MATTER HERE! NEITHER DOES PERSONALITY OR RELATIONSHIPS! HE TELLS YOU A JOKE, AND YOU WAIT UNTIL THE END TO LAUGH! IT’S THAT SIMPLE!
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Modifié par ShadowheartMC : 2/17/2019 9:38:58 PMYES IT DOES! HE MAKES ME NERVOUS
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It’s not mental gymnastics, just mentally prep yourself beforehand, and you won’t -blam!- up. If you can’t do that, may I suggest a mental therapist to help?
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... plenty of people can’t talk to their crush ;-;
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I mean, true, but aren’t you married to variks or something? One does not simply call themselves “the queen of house Judgement.”
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We were discussing destiny one... I was only a friend then ;~;
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That just my heart a little, but my point still stands, just because you find him rather charming in every way doesn’t give you any justification to act completely out of the ordinary. The only thing that gets in the way of your ability to converse with him is your own insecurities about how you appear to him. You’ll. Be. Fine. Just act as naturally as you normally would be and things should blow over smoothly. All you need to do is not screw this up by acting weird, offending him, causing holes in the space-time continuum, etc.. But you shouldn’t have to worry about any of that if you follow the advice and act as natural as you can force yourself to.
