People looked on in amazement as 15 year old Cody stated he was a d1 alpha player. "I couldn't believe what I was seeing" remarked an avid viewer of the forums. "Here I am just dropping the kids off at the pool and a grizzled veteran just shows up on a nerf post. I'm truly humbled to even witness his comment". "I'm just a casual player of the franchise" stated another passer by. "Been playing since HoW and I must say when I read how long he had been playing my nipples shot off and hit my boss, I got fired and I'm probably gonna be homeless by the first of the month. Totally worth it." I caught up with the legend and spoke with him myself. I asked how did it feel to have such an unknown feat to the rest of the community. "Ya know it feels good I must say, just clicking on any forum post and knowing for a fact that my opinion holds more value is great. I mean I can make or break a post for these d2 peasants." Do you let the power get to your head sometimes I asked. "Absolutely not, I'm the most humble guy out there hands down. I'm just trying to help the community by fighting for the things that I want." I tried to ask Cody one more question but he only replied that he could no longer talk because he was to busy banging so many hot chicks. But of course I replied. I just felt satisfied that he even talked to me at all. Legends really do walk among us folks. This is jokerman signing out