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I was riding to school and I saw two girls (semi-non atractive) making out, and as soon as they saw me they gasped and got wide eyed from suprise. I diden't know who they where, nor did I care. Sometimes after kids are done with their food at lunch they mix together the leftovers. I used to feel sick when I saw how weird and awful it looked with flem and ranch and cheese & tons of gaddamn spit. I was swimming a our schools pool on open pool day after school, and this girl problobly about 10 years old is yelling 'DADDY I POOPED MY PANTS" and she was crying so hard. She was wearing a small bathing suit and there was a huge brown lump in her pants. I freeked out and booked it. Why would she just let all the poop come out? Couldent she have held it in just a little bit?! Her dad of course was a thin smoking hobo looking guy how said "meh, it's ok have some cheesits" Girl: "DO CHEESITS MAKE YOU POOP?!" Dad: "no" Whenever the kids from special ed come down the hall making noises and drooling and looking like hell, half dead; I usualy avert my eyes. I had a teacher that said those kids wear diapers xp kids used to poop in the corner of this restroom. It was a fine restroom kind of place, the high sealing type restroom -blam!- mother-blam!- you know what I meen? It was in grade school. I was deeply disturbed when kids used to look at me pooping from over another stall in grade school. One time I told the teacher that it burns when I pee (this was in grade school) and she sent me to be picked up and sent to a docter. I brought in my jar of disgusting things to school to show all the girls last year in 10th grade. The jar had a 1 cubic inch chunk of skin I pealed off my foot, there was a dead locust. A locust shell. A rats skull, and this gunk I found stuck to the back of a windex bottle. The girls accualy diden't seem to mind. The smell of my sandles never goes away because I wear the same pare every day. Who else thinks it's disgusting when you find any forign object in the school water fountain and you don't want to look at it, let alone take a drink from it. one time I found a dead cockroach in the jankass boys locker room (the locker room was always over 100 degrese for some reason all the time(I took a thermomiter in there once). I just quivered and walked away after takeing a short drink. One time I was coffing on this cookie, and I start turning red. This kid calls me a strawbarry -blam!- and I am choking so realy hard laffing so hard I thought i might not make it. The whole time i'm trying to finish the cookie. one time I had such bad boogers in school that I was choking on them realy badly in class, so I run to the garbage can and try as hard as I can to vomit out the boogers that are blocking my airways. I finaly do and my face is so hot and red, may face is wet with tears. The booger looked like a solid ball of goo. I puked a little more after I looked at it. I calmly went back to my seat and smiled at all the -blam!- gangster girls that diden't have a concious thought that somthing bad had just happened to me. One time in sewing class me and this kid where having a farting contest because it was right after lunch and I made this enormous fart on him, and he made one almost as big right on me (i won). On an unrelated topic I LOOOOOOOVE GIRLS! No -blam!- and i'm a guy. Be sure to read my earlier post i made that has better stuff. I go to very high end public schools, so the worst thing that happens is basicly what i'v tuped in all these postes; and people get pregnant at my school. I think it helps that the school I go to was just completed last year. It's a 50 million dollar progect where they are completly redoing an entire school thats over 100 years old and has has other buildings added into it nearly 3 tymsing its size (god I love spelling), it holds about 3500 kids. I hear stories and -blam!- like that all the time but yea alot of people at school and on the forums lie and I usually forget after a while. Every thing I told you was firsthand. [Edited on 10.10.2010 8:56 AM PDT]

A girl was being bullied, so she brought horse shit to school and wrote bully with it on the girls car, then took a handful and smacked her in the face with it.

I farted coming in from recess when I was in the 7th grade. These kids started blaming each other and I kept walking. They got into a fight and got susspended. Priceless

Bumparuni. Also, one time a kid collected all of the spinach from all of the kids in the lunchroom and ate it til he puked in Language Arts.

-Be me -On wrestling team -Matched up against Mexican -I perform a takedown -He hits floor -Him: Urggggghhhh! -I get on top of him no homo and hold him down -Tries to pin -Pins -Him: URGH! -His stomach gurgles -Shits his singlet -Smells terrible -Ref blows whistle to pause match -He keeps wrestling -Shit seeps from his singlet and smear on my -blam!-ing leg -He's disqualified -I have the shittiest victory ever