*part 2 coming out soon. "Rise of Bullies"*
The young Warlock walks down the labyrinth-like hallways of his high school. As he walks down hallways, he notices his AP Chemistry teacher, Cayde-6, messing around with the AP Physcology teacher, Eris Morn. As bored as he is, due to a lack of friends, he walks into the room and opens up his text book.
"Avogrado's number... Rising Sun-Singer's guide to the 24th century..."
He continues to shuffle through his notes until he looks up and a young Huntress, about his age, unveils herself.
"Hey Warlock, mind if you could help me with my chemistry homework?" She says it in an elusive way that the Warlock could not even sense it.
As lonely as the Warlock is, he says "o-of course yes! A-anything for a beautiful-err I mean, classmate like you!" So he begins to help her with the homework until Cayde-6 notices them 2.
"Oh would you look at that? 2 lovers already made?!" Cayde laughs like crazy for 5 minutes until Eris smacks his head silly.
"You insolent fool! Quit dishonoring a prodigy of Toland...." Eris continues to rub the oracle in her hands.
The young Warlock, sweating nervously, looks at the Huntress and smiles. But he drops the act once the Titan came into the room.
"Hey nerd! Stay away from my girl otherwise I will Sun-break your face!" The Titan flexes his muscle at the mirror.
Cayde-6 and Eris remain silent as they await a response from the Warlock.
"H-hey! I'll get principle Deej to reduce your power some more!"
The Titan activated his Hammer of Sol and suncharged the Warlock. The Warlock self resurrected a few minutes later and got suncharged again.
"Hahahahah! Don't mess with the best nerd!"
-a tragic story indeed for a Warlock. Please donate $5 a day to help this innocent Warlock get through surgery (LOL)
--the end.
Epilogue: Cayde-6 laughed extremely hard and was sent packing by Eris Morn. The Huntress stuck her knife up the Titan's soft spot and broke up with him. The Warlock, however, was shown mercy by principle DeeJ and recovered from his surgery to find out that the Huntress actually likes him.
[spoiler]credit goes to Oddish for the great idea of an epilogue.[/spoiler]
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~ Remember kids.... scrublocks do not have thumbs ~