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Modifié par cool cake :
10/22/2016 1:56:54 AM
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Name the Lamest Apocalypse You Can Think Of
Title says it all, Ladies and Gentlefurs.
My super boring apocolypse:
Everyone's buttcheeks fuse to eachother, causing us all to slowly die of waste buildup.
[b]●[/b]Hellbent02's contribution:
[i]"Mine would be the kitty apocalypse. Hundreds of kittens cling to our pants and every time we get one off our pants they cling back on. Eventually so many cling to us we can never take a step and die of thirst or starvation."[/i]
[b]●[/b]N2trees's contribution:
[i]"Everyone is cursed with forever damp socks. Even if you don't where socks you'll be forced. Soon the population dies from uncomfortableness."[/i]
[b]●[/b]Alucard's contribution:
[i]"Everyone dies.
End of it.
Nothing fancy, no climax, no kittens or people full of shit.
Just everyone dropping dead. Super boring, super lame, nothing to laugh about in hell"[/i]
[b]●[/b]Cultmeister's contribution:
[i]"Everyone loses their shoes, and we all eventually die from infections from walking around barefoot all day."[/i]
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#Offtopic
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1 commentaireThe apocalypse by definition can't be boring. It's the end of mankind. Even if we are ended by a shortage of cotton balls , it would still make a good movie.
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1 commentaireModifié par mrhal : 10/24/2016 3:28:23 AMPeople sit down and go on computers so much that they just fuse into their seats and soon electricity goes out and everyone dies of boredom
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1 commentaireCat shit tornadoes
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1 commentaireA zombie snail apocalypse. The zombies are actual snails and move at a snail's pace. [spoiler]*whispers in your ear* it's free real estate.[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireIn the near future we don't spank the monkey, but the monkey will spank us! [spoiler]... And then we all die from monkey AIDS[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireThe earth is destroyed to make way for a hyperspace bypass.
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A Giant shoe falls from the sky and splits the earth in half
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Sonic-fan epidemic
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2 commentairesOne day we wake up and the floor/ground is made up of the corners of Lego blocks. And all footwear has gone missing. Guess what happens next :P
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All pieces of clothing and items that can be used as clothing disappear. Everyone gets too embarrassed to leave their house and get groceries until they eventually die out.
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The movie [spoiler]nah it was fine[/spoiler]
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3 commentairesTrump or Hillary winning this election......[spoiler]GOD SAVE US[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireThe next time you fall asleep you pass away. That's it.
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2 commentairesEveryone is cursed with forever damp socks. Even if you don't where socks you'll be forced. Soon the population dies from uncomfortableness.
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1 commentairebut for the cat one, couldn't you just eat the cats?
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Modifié par LahDsai : 10/22/2016 11:28:40 AMEveryone wakes up one morning. We look out the window. We think, "What's the point?" We sigh and go back to bed... forever. I call it the apathetipocalypse
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you wake up in the core of the earth. the end.
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1 commentaireEveryone is forced to sit on a chair for 23 hrs, 59 minutes, and 59.6 seconds. The remaining 0.497294682648882678 seconds is your free time.
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Instead of a zombie apocalypse, it's an SJW apocalypse. If you trigger someone you get cancer.
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1 commentaireover the course of the next 2000 years, humanity evolves backwards till we get killed off by dolphins and monkeys.
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#density goes crazy and kills everyone
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1 commentaireThe pharmacist apocalypse. It's coming. Get the fire hose. [spoiler]anyone grt the reference?[/spoiler]
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Furry Apocalypse
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A disease where everyone yawns forever. They would die by starving to death or running out of air (I really don't know how yawning works).
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Offtopic's stupidity will rain down from above!
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Every time some one burps. Another dies.
