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8/10/2016 5:17:45 AM
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So This Guy...
So this guy walks up to your girl and demonstrates his value to her, what do you do?
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I have a signed picture of Glenn Howerton framed next to my bed. [This is completely true] If "Dennis" was to try his system on a girl I was with, I would fall for it myself. Though I would have better luck with Mac.... You know what Dee, I don't want to hear about your dream, okay? I hate listening to people's dreams. It's like flipping through a stack of photographs. If I'm not in any of them, and nobody's having sex, I just... don't care.
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Start looking for a new girl cause the Dennis system never fails
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2 commentairesTo be honest, my girl is a real nice looking gal and a sweetheart...so if a guy flirted with her I would understand. However, this guy, who looks like a perfectly nice guy, was the one; I wouldn't be triggered at all. My wife likes manly guys and this guy is a pipsqueek. If he were to be disrespectful, I would just pound him. Teach him a life lesson daddy never did.
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Realise that I've been beat and walk away while hanging my head in shame.
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Shush him and threaten him with Charlie Work.
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1 commentaireDid you just assume my sexuality?
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How dare he speak to Sheila like that!
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2 commentairesThe amount of people who don't understand this post is staggering.
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Buy him a beer
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Be kind to him, say hi, hang out, then staple his dick inside a toaster. I mean become good friends.
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I drop my wallet filled with hundreds and magnum condoms in front of her. At that point my only hope is for sloppier thirds.
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2 commentairesThat guy?? Lol, nothing. My girl could handle herself. I would just sit back and laugh.
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Tell him to stay away from me and my body pillow.
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It depends. [spoiler]1.I don't have a girl 2.How 3.???? 4.Profit[/spoiler]
