When I was about 7, my mom and dad were having this insanely hyped up argument. I had [i]never[/i] heard them fighting, so I came into the kitchen to see what was going on. When I walked in my dad slapped the shit out of my mom, and my mom instantly punched him in the throat, and when he bent over she knee'd him in the face and knocked him out. Oh yea, my mom taught self defense classes for women, so I don't know how my dad thought that was going to end. Divorce ensued, and he is now completely cut off from our family. Lol I had a really -blam!-ed up childhood