One time my mother called me a son of a bitch, so I hit her because no one talks trash about my mother, then I hit myself because no one hits my mother, she then hit me because no one hits her son and then hit herself because no one hits me, so I hit her because no one hits my mother.
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Forgive and be done with it
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Uhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhjhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh..........……………… Mind vaporises
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That's a knee slapper [spoiler]get it[/spoiler] [spoiler]slapper[/spoiler]
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3 commentairesYour dad should hit hit you both..
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7 commentairesI think I saw a porno start this way.
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4 commentairesModifié par Cody : 1/11/2016 6:11:18 PMI'll answer your question with another question. [spoiler]What would happen if Pinocchio said his nose would grow?[/spoiler]
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Well at least the argument ended well...
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Yes because your dad should have been in on this to
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Congratulations, you just played yourself
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way to stick up for what you believe in
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no its just stupid
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It's funny, but I don't see how it can be wrong.
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You bring a new meaning to the term : Moron.
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2 commentairesDo you want to know how to keep a retard in suspense?
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This story is full of plot holes.
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2 commentairesListen only to the sound of my voice Let your mind relax Let your thoughts drift Let the bad memories fade Let peace be upon you Surrender yourself to your dreams Let them wash over you like the gentle waves of the bluest ocean Let them envelop you. Comfort you Imagine somewhere calm Imagine somewhere safe Imagine yourself in a frozen forest You're standing in a clearing Trees around you so tall, they touch the sky Pure white snowflakes fall all around You can feel them melt on your skin You are not cold It cannot overcome the warmth of your beating heart Can you hear it? You only have to listen You hear it slowing? You're slowing it You are in control Calm. At peace
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Sounds good to me
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So slapception
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ID-10-t form reported https://www.bungie.net/en/Forum/Post/185284855/0/0
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My brain
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2 commentairesModifié par Hungover Owl : 1/9/2016 11:46:38 PMRinse, Lather, Repeat
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Ok....I think I got it...but explain it to me one more time to make sure.....
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wait whut...