How many of #Offtopic have what I like to call...
[spoiler]The Lone Pimp Fantasy[/spoiler]
Translation: How many of you are shy around girls, have not gone on a single [b][i]official[/i][/b] date, yet you fantasize about [i]breeding[/i] with crushes, left and right in the most random ways possible?
Edit: I bet there's at least 75% of these thread-dwellers, thinking I'm such an asshole right now.
[spoiler]Here's a wake up call: I'm the one who decides how long you live. Don't judge.[/spoiler]
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I do ._.
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5 commentairesModifié par Axis_Stroopie : 1/7/2016 3:31:08 PMBeing bored, and curious is a dangerouse combination my friend.
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1 commentaireOh look this thread again
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6 commentairesI'm not shy around girls, I'm just not a romantic person.
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I mean if a chick isn't gonna talk to me then so be it but I'm not shy around em. If you keep trying to talk to someone if they don't want to talk to you is a dick move imo.
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2 commentairesModifié par Jonn Jonzz : 1/7/2016 1:25:07 PMI'm not shy around girls. I'm quite confident, open and caring to them. I always know what they want... It's like I can read their minds... [spoiler]Props to you if you get the name reference[/spoiler]
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I'm not confident enough to initiate anything, but if they start talking to me I talk a lot and don't act shy at all lol
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[i][b]what the fu[/i][i]ck[/b][/i]
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2 commentairesModifié par The Space Nib : 1/7/2016 1:28:02 PMSo what if I'm not shy or anything and I've been on plenty of dates and currently with a girl
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1 commentaireI have regular sex with my girlfriend. Unless the dog interferes...then shit gets weird.
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So much cringe. I don't think I belong in Offtopic anymore haha
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3 commentairesWait you are asking guys if they fantasize about having sex with girls in random places? Every guy does that like every day
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6 commentairesModifié par Asriel Memurr : 1/6/2016 9:16:46 PMI imagine my waifu smooching me on the cheek telling me I don't have to be alone. [spoiler]Then I wake up. Alone.[/spoiler] [spoiler]I cri evrytime[/spoiler]
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3 commentairesNah that's weird
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1 commentaireyeah, so?
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Modifié par WarDaddy : 1/6/2016 6:44:29 AMI went on my first date... About a week ago Legit though i did so to answer your question no i do not
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Who wants to bet the ninjas will see this?
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1 commentaireI....i........... [spoiler]*cries*[/spoiler]
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1 commentaireThat's a little weird OP.
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4 commentairesBump for research.